Worst. Movie. Ever.

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I always know I'm watching one of the worst movies EVAH when about 35 minutes in I don't give a flying fuck about what happens to any of these people. Recent candidates have included 'Bandits', 'Exorcist II' and 'The Life Aquatic'.

But I whole-heartedly agree with the poster above about 'Attack of the Clones' - my god, where to start? The hideous, HIDEOUS costumes, the phoning-it-in performances, the laughable script, the highly questionable movie morals (stalk her and she'll fall for you eventually). And the sad thing is, I will go and see the third one.

[moppet]

I have an undying hate for Cast Away. Too much scenery chewing and volleyball obsession.

I hate this film. Just raging, flaming hate. I had to watch this in one of my English classes in order to write about the use of the volleyball as a symbol of the island. Oh god, everyone involved in the production should be smacked with a blunt, heavy object.

[workgeordie]

Hmm so many to think about. Here my favourites for worst movie ever.

Titanic I can't believe the art deptartment got Oscars for that pile of crap

Showgirls Something unthinkable happened after this movie. I was sick of breasts.

Sliver The plot and the acting stunk

Recent stinkers include The Life Aquatic and Exorcist: The Beginning. I can't believe I paid money to see those movies.

[katiebear3]

The Astronaut's Wife

Dialogue: "Your vagina kept me warm in space."

Plot: You know, if I was a shape-shifting being who could travel through empty space at the speed of light without a spaceship and take over human bodies. I would need a 16 year old navy jet to carry out my evil plan. That's what I would need.

[indygirl]

katiebear3 said:

Dialogue: "Your vagina kept me warm in space."

Gah. That sounds like a line from those voicemail messages Pat O'Brien left--allegedly--that poor woman.

Worst movie I ever paid money to see? Coppola's crap Bram Stoker's Dracula. Worst movie I was forced to watch at our semi-annual Rent a Rotten video fest? Hercules starring Lou Ferrigno.

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I actually paid to see Van Helsing on opening night. Gah, that movie was horrible. It tried so hard to be funny and scary, and failed miserably at both.

I also paid to see In The Bedroom, cuz I was crushing on Nick Stahl so I wanted an excuse to see him. First of all, he's only in the movie for the first 20 minutes (if that). Second of all, that movie ran s-l-l-o-o-w-w-w. I actually remember nodding off a few times. The beginning was good, the end was satisfying, but the entire middle was crap.

[tommytimp]

My friends, I will see your all of these movies, and then raise you The Favor, the Watch, and the Very Big Fish. Simply jaw-dropping in its appalling badness.

[Smilla]

Dialogue: "Your vagina kept me warm in space."

Please tell me you're making that up. Please. Normally I applaud any and all (respectful, purposeful) uses of the word vagina but...what is that? I'm asking because I believe you that the movie sucks and I don't want to waste time or money watching it so I can't put that line in context.

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Batman & Robin was just fucking bad, no explanation needed.

Enemy of the State is 90+ minutes of my life that I will never get back :-(.

[Smilla]

Enemy of the State is 90+ minutes of my life that I will never get back

That's how I feel about 21 grams. Also, it's a good-sized chunk of my emotional and psychological composure that has not quite returned. Most. Offensive. Movie. Ever.