I know I shouldn't laugh, but...

[queequeg]

My friends and I just died laughing at The Exorcist.

Oh, that film is hilarious. Parts of it are creepy but I love Regan's voice and all the 'Your mother sucks cocks in hell' stuff. It's great.

ETA: Father Merrin: I cast you out! Unclean Spirt!
Regan: Shove it up your ass, you faggot!

[FotoStoreSheila]

I find a lot of Steel Magnolias inappropriately funny. Like when Julia Roberts has her diabetic freak out in the beauty shop

Yes! That scene never fails to crack me up. Especially when she says "We'll adopt 10 of 'em. We'll buy 'em if we have to", and then she smiles. Her smile is so grotesque, that I can't help but laugh.

[Smilla]

When Randall Batinkoff is beating down the door of Molly Ringwald's house in For Keeps? after she's decided to dissolve her marriage to him screaming, "Darcy! We are married and we have a daughter!!!" Maybe if the acting weren't so bad in that terrible film I would have been able to believe that this character was a devoted, stand-up eighteen-year-old father, but I couldn't. It was too stupid. At that point, I started cackling hysterically and thinking, "Please. She's done the right thing and dumped your sorry, too-asinine-to-use-a-condom kiester and moved on. Go take advantage of your Caltech admission like every single other male your age I know would. Dumbass." But still, he continued to bleat pathetically. And I just chuckled away. I mean, seriously. Who wrote that shit, Brenda Hampton? ::now disgustedly curious, goes to check::

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Any one see the mid '90s version of The Secret Garden? Remember that scene where the kids are trying to summon Colin's father back by having some sort of possessed dance off around a bonfire? So funny.

And to prove that I'm just as worthy of Hell as some of the other posters here, I was watching this (TV?) movie called Child of Rage about a homocidal 7 year old girl who was sexually abused as a young child. Her adoptive parents did this kind of therapy where you piss her off in order to get her to release her repressed hurt and anger. At the end where the girl learns empathy realizing her mother is crying in sympathy for what happened to her as a baby and says that she's crying in sympathy for her mother, I'm cackling quietly into the night. Also, the father was some sort of reverend in his church, and any time he and his wife talked about God or he made a sermon, I was rolling my eyes. I swear I'm not an athiest, but they were just laying on so thick about how wonderful and God loving these people work that it made the movie (more) ridiculous.

[dwanollah]

Any one see the mid '90s version of The Secret Garden? Remember that scene where the kids are trying to summon Colin's father back by having some sort of possessed dance off around a bonfire? So funny.

*gritting teeth*

Of course, I hate every version of this movie ever made anyway, but the scene where Mary is on the swing gazing with overt coquetishness at Dickon and Colin gets all bent out of shape and starts yelling "HEY! HEY!" is so unintentionally funny! Or when they steal the photos of Archie and Lilias in the garden, and she's pregnant, and Colin points to her,"My mother," and then to her belly, "That's me."

Colin sucked.

[caycepollard]

"Please. She's done the right thing and dumped your sorry, too-asinine-to-use-a-condom kiester and moved on.

Count me in as another viewing laughing heartily during much of For Keeps?, mainly because of its inherent atrocity. That's one of my Worst.Movies.Ever. And those are some of the Dumbest.Kids.Ever. Oh, so dumb. Plus, Molly Ringwald's acting should have gotten her thrown in jail.

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Plus, they named the kid Theadosia. Oh, poor Theadosia. Kindergarten will be hell for her.

Well, if she were a real kid, that is.

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Both the battle between wizards and the battle between sorceresses in Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring and Willow respectively remind me of those old 'I've fallen and I can't get up!' commercials.

[sjankis630]

I was pretty impressed the first time I saw Pulp Fiction and Revolta plunged that needle into Uma's chest. But now that I've been to medical school, I bust out laughing during that scene. Let's harpoon her, collapse a lung and punch a hole in her left ventricle. That'll help that drug overdose!

But how can that be ? They had a medical book and everything !

[ang]

Oooh, the scene at the start of Gladiator when Russell Crowe's hyping his army up for a battle and theres all these guys with dogs...and Russ says "On my command....UNLEASH HELL!".
I though Hell was one of the dogs , and so now I piss myself laughing at that scene in every screening of the movie.