Kate + 8 (Jon Optional)

[margojata]

Oh, when you've lost even EM Tanner, you're screwed.

Although now - she's pals with Hailey!

In twist worthy of a reality TV show, Kate Gosselin has been tweeting with her ex-husband's former squeeze, Hailey Glassman, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.

Hailey, the daughter of the plastic surgeon who performed Kate's tummy tuck after she gave birth to her sextuplets, had a scandalous affair with Jon just weeks after he split from Kate.

But it seems that all is forgiven, and the two women are tweeting about cooking advice.

"Hey @kateplysmy8 can you share the recipe for the "Monkey Munch," Hailey wrote to Kate. "It's so yummy, my mom & I never seem to make it as tasty as you did."

And shockingly the former Kate Plus 8 star was quick to issue a friendly response.

"@haileyglassman1 go to the chex website...It should be there..not my recipe but love it! Called 'muddy buddies' there! Enjoy! "

Incredibly -- well, we are talking about reality stars here -- the friendly Kate-Hailey tweets come just days after RadarOnline.com reported that Kate and Jon were in a Twitter war!

Three years ago, Hailey's affair with Jon was as tumultuous as the Gosselin's marriage.

He falsely accused her of ransacking his NY apartment and she claimed he borrowed $200,000 from her and refused to pay it back. The pair's romance ended just one year after it began.

We can't wait to see how long kate and Hailey Twit-romance lasts.

I guess sending Hailey to a website is about as warm and fuzzy as it gets for Kate. The moral of the story is - anything to piss off Jon. He's her number 1 enemy.

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Both Jon and Kate are living life on the Z List full force. Jon appeared at an event in LA for reality stars and Kate, according to her twitter, was "invited" to Las Vegas.

There's also this:

@jongosselin1
FYI-I’m almost finished w/ my book! Its about my life experiences-thoughts, feelings re everything Will let every1 know release date soon

....And this. Jon is going at a slower pace with his ridiculous famewhoring this time around, but I'm sure it's only because his opportunities are so much more limited than they once were.

[dcgal]

Mar 31, 2012 12:27:20 GMT -4 @highondegrassi said:

Both Jon and Kate are living life on the Z List full force. Jon appeared at an event in LA for reality stars and Kate, according to her twitter, was "invited" to Las Vegas.

And who's sitting right next to Kate? Her "bodyguard."

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Kate's fans have an excuse for Steve's presence at the ready.

@realziggyflo@Kateplusmy8 Was ample media on the opening. People have learned 2 help Kate stay under radar until she gets where's she's going.

@kateplusmy8
@realziggyflo yep. You're correct. Important for my safety.

You see. Kate needed protection from the massive presence of media and fans at the opening of Brad Garrett's comedy club. Brad Garrett and Kate Gosselin are huge superstars in a land called ?Reality?, much the same way David Hasselhoff is believed to be a great singer in Germany and Jerry Lewis is believed to be funny in France. Steve's unique style of guarding where he sits around laughing while having his back turned to any potential Kate stalkers is absolutely necessary in the land of ?Reality?

[margojata]

Jon's house looks like the unabomber's shack.

Yeah, something is definitely up with Kate and Kiwi (hey, there's a reality show title for ya). I just wonder how long this act is going to go on? I'm sure he'll be front and center on her cruise - packin' some heat in his speedo.

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Here is the latest post from Kate's "coupon" blog:

Kate Responds to Anderson Cooper & Tony Dovolani
Surprise, surprise! Tony Dovolani was recently interviewed by Anderson Cooper following his short run — first week elimination — on this season’s Dancing With The Stars, and with it came a lengthy discussion about… Me!

Since I was mentioned, I have a few things I’d like to say on the subject. First, I think it is a shame that Tony has been left only with a negative impression of our time together, especially after we spent SO many hours, days, nights and weeks working hard together doing our best in the competition.

Let’s face it – he didn’t have a lot to work with as far as my dancing abilities were concerned. I’ve admitted and laughed about this many times over the last two years! Where I’ve been given credit for trying, the world saw my efforts and the majority agree that he had a tough job making a dancer out of a girl who had never taken one single dance step in her life.

Second, despite the many obstacles I faced at that time, I was left with a very positive impression of the entire experience! I very much enjoyed the challenge and the comradery. I made many lifelong friends, have tons of great memories, and learned a lot about myself, so I don’t regret a single moment! I wish nothing but the best in future seasons for Tony and his prospective dance partners.

Third, to Anderson Cooper I’d like to say this: I’d love the opportunity to be a front row spectator for your first dance as a competitor on the next season of Dancing With The Stars. C’mon , you know you’re hoping for a spot! I can only imagine how your view of the subject may change 180 degrees, not 360 degrees, if you are given the opportunity to cha cha cha! Hey, Anderson, if it does happen for you, what do you say I give you some dancing pointers over pizza sometime? I think there’s one piece left….talk about Ridiculist!

Why does she assume everyone knows WTF she's talking about? Was this major news? Cause it's news to me. I had to search for it on YouTube. Well, here it is, all 34 seconds of it. Wow. What a lengthy discussion. Was this 34 seconds really worthy of a rebuttal? And on a COUPON blog no less? Now Kate is sitting back and praying that Anderson Cooper will respond to what she considers a witty comeback. She dreams of being on AC's talk show sitting next to him joking and laughing and laughing and joking like they are pals ribbing each other. Dare to dream Kate. Dare to dream.

[LurkerNan]

Gah. I would hope Anderson Cooper stays far away from the dreck known as DWTS... anyone on that show has jumped the ol' sharkola IMO.

[margojata]

She doesn't seem to get that her relevance in life these days is as a punchline. No one is booking her on their shows, and she's not getting any other offers to do, well, anything (but one cruise). Oh I forgot, and appear at the opening of Brad Garrett's comedy show.

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Patty Cakes@TrippenIn@Kateplusmy8
! Saw pic of ur Olympian egg hunters @ www.infdaily.com/2012/04/exclusive-pics-kate-gosselins-kids-enjoy-an-easter-egg-hunt.html

@kateplusmy8@TrippenIn
I didnt even know they were there taking pics! Oh my! Kids had so much fun!

@trippenin @kateplusmy8
Kate, the one pic shows the photog right by Joel. Obviously you knew they were there...or that's kinda scary.

@kateplusmy8 @skhanson12 @trippenin
lol. Those were friends taking pics... Not pap!

@kateplusmy8 @miloandjack
all friends present had huge cameras to take pics and give to me! NO paps on my prop since I've been sole owner and controller

Shuuuuurrr. A bunch of friends, who apparently don't have kids of their own since there weren't any other kids around, decided to bring their "huge cameras" (as opposed to the digital ones that most people use) and take pictures of the Gosselin kids as a favor to Kate, their beloved friend. Shuuuuurrr.

[margojata]

Kate doesn't want to realize that the, "Wow, multiples!" reaction from other people phase of her life is over. People either know her and how she damaged her brand by being a demanding, pissy snot, or they don't know her and just see a bunch of kids. The kids are all different sizes now, so they don't even necessarily look like sextuplets (and the twins couldn't look more different).

And where did these alleged friends come from? She also forgets that she played her entire life out in front of cameras, so we know who she knows. You can't play it all coy and pretend you have this social life that no one ever saw. Maybe it's the beloved crew? Actually I'd lay money on them being thrilled that they got reassigned and the hell outta there.