Kate + 8 (Jon Optional)

[margojata]

Damnit, he's off the market again.

Jon and Kate Plus 8 gave viewers a look at the tumultuous life of parenting multiple children, but now one of the show's stars, single dad Jon Gosselin has found love again and what was once 8 is now 11!

“We’ve been dating for about four months and people might think it’s crazy to add her three kids to the mix, but it has been great,” Gosselin told Star magazine exclusively about Liz, the new woman in his life.

“She loves sports and really understands being a parent and my kids love her."

Jon says even with the additional three kids, the daily grind hasn’t changed much, “I got used to cooking for 9 and now I am cooking for 13, it’s not bad, I just open one more jar!” Jon says about feeding the crew.

“Most of the time we do things with 11 children, and my kids are older and love her kids. They look so cute together, her three little blondes, with mine who are all dark haired, it’s like these are mine and those are yours.”

Jon says his new relationship feels right and despite the endless parenting challenges, it just works.

“She knew who I was when we met, and of course she knows having 8 kids is overwhelming but our custody falls at the same time so we do get time alone.

So this chick doesn't have custody of her kids? Jon sees his every other weekend, and she does too? And they're younger than the sextuplets? Sounds like a winner. But hey, she loves sports and feeds the kids stuff from a jar. That's enough to keep Kate in a state of frenzied fury.

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She looks a little rough in the pic of the two of them. This might be another love affair that started at a bar. Whatever. It's a step up from dating the daughter of your wife's plastic surgeon anyway. I don't think Jon will ever find a girlfriend as low down and classless as Hailey Glassman and Kate Major.

Now there's another Gosselin story on ROL.

With eight children and a bitter divorce to deal with, Kate Gosselin’s life is far from easy and now RadarOnline.com has learned that the reality mom is receiving threatening messages from a mystery, sinister antagonist.

Using a profile photo depicting the bible verse John 8:32, the ominous stalker has been sending the former Kate Plus 8 star increasingly creepy tweets, and his latest even mentioned RadarOnline.com.

The messages began on April 26 with a countdown of when the antagonist will expose Kate’s supposed "immoral ways." “56 more days Kate!! It's not too late to change your ways. Follow us for updates!”

The latest creepy comment on May 1 pointed out that time is running out, “I know what you did @kateplusmy8, and in 51 days so will the world,” and then tagged @radar_online to bring his or her intentions to our attention.

Clearly very familiar with the subject of their wrath, the Twitter stalker also mentions Kate’s publicist in one obscure message. “Hi Julie Carson May! Can't wait 4 u to read about ur greatest creation! You must be so proud of yourself!”

In the New Testament of the bible, verse John 8:32 reads: “Then you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free,”

Now where have I heard the statement "the truth with set you free before?" Hmmmm. I wouldn't call those tweets creepy so much as a stupid attempt to garner publicity. If I had to bet on the dope who would even bother to do some sort of exposé on a has been like Kate Gosselin it would the Philly blogger who thought a picture of Kate with a psychic was earth shattering.

My six of EIGHT will be EIGHT in EIGHT days... Omg!All the 8's... That's so cool! I'm so elated I have 8 healthy smart happy healthy kids!XO

Eight. 8. Eight. My8. K8te. 888888888888888!!!!!!! Octomom's
got nothing on that number. Kate owns it!

[margojata]

I know almost nothing about twitter. How many of these creepy tweets are there, and isn't that something that you can just block? Why would she let more than one from the same person go through?

Ha, what have Aunt Jodi and her sister been up to lately? Or the GWOP crew?

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It's the sextuplets birthday today and so far not much media fanfare outside of the twitterverse.

Agh! Of all days to run out of baking powder!!!! For heavens sake.... I'm under the gun now... To channel Betty Crocker and get it done!

Riiiiiight. This from a woman whose basement is so full of groceries and other necessities that a proud TLC coupon warrior/hoarder or Discovery doomsday prepper would take one look and walk away in shame.

Kate posted this about an hour ago. If she's lucky her local PA pap will take the bait and post pics of Kate, the devoted mom, shopping for baking powder so she can bake her children an extra special birthday cake. And the "fact" that Kate can't bake will be forever forgotten.

[margojata]

So I peeked at GWOP today. For as much as I rag on Kate, those bitches really still are OBSESSED.

They're looking up the value of the Gosselin compound (still). Have checked the weather for the kids' birthday today to see if they can swim. And somehow think/know that her cruise is cancelled. And that's just in the first 10 posts. There's also creepiness about, "As I drove past the house today....".

Maybe one of them will get a picture of that baking powder.

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I typed Kate Gosselin cruise into Google and there are a few blogs and Gather articles about the cruise cancellation. Plus, the original link to her cruise doesn't work. So I guess it was cancelled. It's odd that Kate hasn't bothered to mention it on her twitter. I suppose she's contacting the 10 or so dopes who were willing to pay over 2,000 bucks to make macaroni necklaces with her personally. With Kate's "brand" basically down to a few overinvested fans and a few overinvested haters I can't believe she was willing to go through with this anyway. I mean, she would have wackadoo fans to the left of her and wackadoo haters to the right of her. It would be an unpleasant experience to say the least.

ETA: The story has spread to more mainstream (in the gossip world anyway) sites like Radar and National Enquirer with the quote that there weren't enough ticket sales. Kate is still ignoring it on twitter. She's too busy talking up the kid's birthdays. When she posted this twitpic of the birthday cake I figured she made a few of these little cakes instead of a big one. Nope. There's another pic at the bottom of Kate's blog entry about the birthday celebration with the 6 kids gathered around their cute little cake on a giant plate. Oy. If you're going to portion control a birthday cake the least you could do is put it on a smaller plate so it doesn't look so tiny. Anyway, the kids look happy and healthy. I suppose it's possible to be happy on your birthday without stuffing your face with lots of cake. And who knows? Maybe they got a teaspoon of ice cream to go with it.

[margojata]

She does manage to retweet this kinda shit...

i watched the kids turn 3,4,5,6&7 so sad2not watch them turn 8! Would love a 'recap' episode! I WISH 2..

Still in there pluggin' to get back on TV.

That's one ugly cake. Eight children are supposed to share that? I guess the nannies and Steve don't get a piece.

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And you know Kate wouldn't dare eat a piece of cake. She was probably off in the corner eating a one of her vomit salads.

Good day! I received my mothers day breakfast in bed & 8 of the MOST amazing cards ever this morning 2! I also received some sweet gifts!

Huh? Either Kate told the kids they have to make Mother's Day Mother's Weekend or Jon has custody tomorrow. I can't imagine that would be the case. Every one of my divorced friends (yeah, there's a few) always have custody on Mother's Day no matter what the regular schedule is.

[SweetOblivion]

Wow. Looks like a pile of shit AND looks like it left skid marks on the plate. Even Sandra Lee could make a better cake than that.

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I don't see anything wrong with the size of the cake or with the fact that she tries to feed her kids healthier food instead of the chemical crap served in American schools. The last time I was in the U.S., I was shocked at the number of overweight and obese children as compared to here in Poland. A fat child in Poland is usually a rare ocurrence although that is changing with McDonald's, KFC, etc.

I think Kate is pretty awful, but her food choices for her children seem to be okay. The kids do look healthy and are not overweight.