Chris Pratt

[Spinderella]

Awesome.

I love his comment about the photo:

The name's Douchemaster McChest

Anna should keep a framed copy of it on her nightstand.

[Ginger]

I love Chris Pratt. From hisFacebook page

I want to make a heartfelt apology for whatever it is I end up accidentally saying during the forthcoming #‎JurassicWorld press tour. I hope you understand it was never my intention to offend anyone and I am truly sorry. I swear. I'm the nicest guy in the world. And I fully regret what I (accidentally will have) said in (the upcoming foreign and domestic) interview(s).

I am not in the business of making excuses. I am just dumb. Plain and simple. I try. I REALLY try! When I do (potentially) commit the offensive act for which I am now (pre) apologizing you must understand I (will likely have been) tired and exhausted when I (potentially) said that thing I (will have had) said that (will have had) crossed the line. Those rooms can get stuffy and the hardworking crews putting these junkets together need some entertainment! (Likely) that is who I was trying to crack up when I (will have had) made that tasteless and unprofessional comment. Trust me.

I know you can't say that anymore. In fact in my opinion it was never right to say the thing I definitely don't want to but probably will have said. To those I (will have) offended please understand how truly sorry I already am. I am fully aware that the subject matter of my imminent forthcoming mistake, a blunder (possibly to be) dubbed "JurassicGate" is (most likely) in no way a laughing matter. To those I (will likely have had) offended rest assured I will do everything in my power to make sure this doesn't happen (again).

I'm not expecting him to call one of the female characters in the movie a whore, chant ethnic slurs on a TV talk show, insult the intelligence of a foreign-born director, or get pissy and walk out of an interview when they bring up past crimes he committed.

[Kaleidoscope Eyes]

All I ask from Chris Pratt is that he french braid my hair (per the first page of this thread).

[luminosa]

May 23, 2015 10:49:08 GMT -4 Ginger said:

I love Chris Pratt. From hisFacebook page

I want to make a heartfelt apology for whatever it is I end up accidentally saying during the forthcoming #‎JurassicWorld press tour. I hope you understand it was never my intention to offend anyone and I am truly sorry. I swear. I'm the nicest guy in the world. And I fully regret what I (accidentally will have) said in (the upcoming foreign and domestic) interview(s).

I am not in the business of making excuses. I am just dumb. Plain and simple. I try. I REALLY try! When I do (potentially) commit the offensive act for which I am now (pre) apologizing you must understand I (will likely have been) tired and exhausted when I (potentially) said that thing I (will have had) said that (will have had) crossed the line. Those rooms can get stuffy and the hardworking crews putting these junkets together need some entertainment! (Likely) that is who I was trying to crack up when I (will have had) made that tasteless and unprofessional comment. Trust me.

I know you can't say that anymore. In fact in my opinion it was never right to say the thing I definitely don't want to but probably will have said. To those I (will have) offended please understand how truly sorry I already am. I am fully aware that the subject matter of my imminent forthcoming mistake, a blunder (possibly to be) dubbed "JurassicGate" is (most likely) in no way a laughing matter. To those I (will likely have had) offended rest assured I will do everything in my power to make sure this doesn't happen (again).

I'm not expecting him to call one of the female characters in the movie a whore, chant ethnic slurs on a TV talk show, insult the intelligence of a foreign-born director, or get pissy and walk out of an interview when they bring up past crimes he committed.

Hehe. That was cute and funny. I love him!

He is on the June cover of GQ. He looks great, but to me he looks more like Paul Rudd than himself.

[Ginger]

May 23, 2015 10:55:07 GMT -4 Kaleidoscope Eyes said:

All I ask from Chris Pratt is that he french braid my hair (per the first page of this thread).

He learned how to french braid because Anna's mother told her/him that Anna's bleached hair was so delicate she needed to keep it in braids at night to protect it.

[narm]

Oh, my. I might be a little in love. That is soooo cute.

[prisma]

I started watching Parks and Recreation a few months ago on Netflix and I totally got the Chris Pratt love and now I'm hooked. He just sounds so refreshingly real and normal. And funny. And good hearted.

He tops my irrational/rational love list. It's Chris Pratt for the actor and Lupita Nyong'o for actress. Either one of those two would have to do something really serious, like killing a puppy or knocking down an old lady crossing the street for me to reign in my adoration.

[Ginger]

May 23, 2015 13:57:46 GMT -4 prisma said:

I started watching Parks and Recreation a few months ago on Netflix and I totally got the Chris Pratt love and now I'm hooked. He just sounds so refreshingly real and normal. And funny. And good hearted.

He tops my irrational/rational love list. It's Chris Pratt for the actor and Lupita Nyong'o for actress. Either one of those two would have to do something really serious, like killing a puppy or knocking down an old lady crossing the street for me to reign in my adoration.

A few months ago I caught an episode of Parks and Rec on FXX and then started watching on Netflix. Pratt was a big part of what sucked me in.

I have to admit, when Anna Faris married him, there were people who knew him from Parks and Rec who were squeeing over what a great couple they were. I was wondering what she saw in that fat, shlubby guy. What can I say? I'm shallow.

But I do realize now that his appeal transcends his physique. I don't find the buffed-up version much sexier than the shlubby version. I like him either way now.

[minky]

He was an idiot to a friend of mine on a movie set. Hoping it was a one-time incident and he's grown up.

[bklynred]

I hope it was just a one-off. He gets pretty good feedback from folks I know in the industry. Maybe he was having a shitty day. (I don't want another crush to end up in flames.)