Splitsville: The Divorce Thread

[cremetangerine82]

Lauren Boebert divorced from her husband of nearly 20 years.

So, the flashing at a bowling alley finally became a deal breaker?

[Spinderella]

Oct 16, 2023 0:19:54 GMT -4 cremetangerine82 said:

Lauren Boebert divorced from her husband of nearly 20 years.

I'm so glad that she made the decision to bring her grand-baby to the divorce proceedings.

The public portion of the dissolution of marriage hearing was over in minutes, but that came after nearly 40 minutes of negotiations behind closed doors when shouting between the Boeberts, and a baby crying, could be heard through the locked door of the courtroom.

Nothing says "family values" like having children present for granny's divorce from gramps. Especially with shouting at one another in front of them. Class act!

[cubanitafresca]

Oct 16, 2023 0:19:54 GMT -4 cremetangerine82 said:

Lauren Boebert divorced from her husband of nearly 20 years.

So, the flashing at a bowling alley finally became a deal breaker?

Yes, it was a deal breaker, and it only took 18 years!

The shade in that article is hilarious.

Lauren Boebert, who briefly worked at Burger King before returning to McDonald's,

I do feel a tiny bit bad for her that they started dating when she was 16 and he was 22. That was just gross.

[boxofrocks]

When the timeline is laid out like that, the generations of trauma really jump out at you.

[cremetangerine82]

I feel bad if they weren't such trash people, boxofrocks. Was Lauren with someone else at the theater that kicked her out?

[granolamom]

Yes, the guy she was making out with at Beetlejuice is different from her now ex-husband.

ETA: Why the hell did she bring the baby? Is there no child care in Grand Junction?

[cubanitafresca]

She wanted to win over the judge with her hot grandma routine. Probably figured it would get her more alimony.

[americanchai]

Meryl Streep and her husband split. If she wasn't such a serious person, I would think she was trolling Jada and Will. Life.

[chitowngirl]

Wow-I’m sure no one had them on their Bingo card!

[Ginger]

Deux Moi had a blind item about the Streep separation a few days ago.

That's too bad, I liked them as a couple and it's always nice to see a 45 year marriage keep lasting.