Gwyneth Paltrow II

[Oxynia]

Like a bad rash, she just won't go away. But she will sell you an overpriced bottle of snake oil that will take care of it. Carry on, believers.

[cancan]

When I saw her name up top, I was certain it was for a divorce announcement. The week between Christmas and New Year's seems like the perfect time.

[gremlin45]

Dec 30, 2021 0:55:16 GMT -4 cancan said:

When I saw her name up top, I was certain it was for a divorce announcement. The week between Christmas and New Year's seems like the perfect time.

Are they even living together yet? Weren't they/aren't they maintaining separate establishments? (Living apart, for us plebs.)

I doubt we'd get another "consciously uncouple" announcement after she was so soundly mocked for the first though. Shame, really.

[cremetangerine82]

Dec 30, 2021 8:28:54 GMT -4 gremlin45 said:

Dec 30, 2021 0:55:16 GMT -4 cancan said:

When I saw her name up top, I was certain it was for a divorce announcement. The week between Christmas and New Year's seems like the perfect time.

Are they even living together yet? Weren't they/aren't they maintaining separate establishments? (Living apart, for us plebs.)

I doubt we'd get another "consciously uncouple" announcement after she was so soundly mocked for the first though. Shame, really.

Maybe GOOP will start selling a body oil that revises prenups…

Shit, did I just give her an idea?

[Spinderella]

Rob Lowe jokes about his wife teaching Gwyneth oral sex

Back in July 2020, Paltrow revealed on his Literally! with Rob Lowe podcast that his makeup-artist wife Sheryl Berkoff taught her "how to give a blow job" when she was a teenager. Paltrow explained at the time that she met longtime pal Lowe through Berkoff, who first befriended her after doing makeup for her mom and was an immediate role model for the Goop founder.

On Jimmy Kimmel Live! Tuesday night, Lowe addressed the revelation with a laugh. Lowe then joked to the camera, "Or, as I like to say, Chris Martin and Brad Falchuk, you're welcome!" referencing Paltrow's ex-husband and current hubby.

These people are gross. So if one "teaches" or gives "big sisterly advice" on how to give a blow job, suddenly they're role model status? It's one thing if you keep that to yourself or your inner circle of pals, but to blast that in a podcast and then by another party on a late night talk show is another. I don't want to know about your weird life and the funky shit you think everyone cares to know about...Newsflash! We don't.

[gremlin45]

Gross is the word. Geeze.

[famvir]

I know that Gwyneth got pregnant with Apple backstage at a Cold Play concert. I don’t want to know this. I am not a fan of either party. But it’s a little story Gwyneth likes to tell. She has many stories, which would tend for me to not trust confidences if she were a friend.

I also know about the “lesson” from Rod Lowe’s wife. Another little story they all like to tell.

It’s getting a little baby Jane-ish as the players move from middle age into old biddyhood. Do you want to hear how Nana learned to suck off Gramps?

[esoterica]

I've heard her referred to as "fiercely private." How is that true? Vagina steaming, jade eggs, where her kid was conceived, how she rocks "70s vibe" pubes, etc.

[gremlin45]

Jan 22, 2022 14:49:35 GMT -4 esoterica said:

I've heard her referred to as "fiercely private." How is that true? Vagina steaming, jade eggs, where her kid was conceived, how she rocks "70s vibe" pubes, etc.

Gwyneth being oh-so-private is one of those things articles like to say but it's blatantly untrue. I think Gwyneth loves to think it about herself so it gets included in the interviews.

See also: fashion icon, trendsetter, gave up her amazing acting career, and "worst case of x medical condition" doctors have ever seen*.


*She's deluded about herself to the nth degree but she'll never say doctors diagnosed that.

[lordofthefries]

Guys, stop what you're doing and watch Gwyneth's home tour for Architectural Digest. Her home is stunning, and the commentary is quintessential Gwyneth.