Katie Price (Jordan)

[NappingAthena]

She seemed better looking on the show than she does in photos. I don't know if it was being happy, or just that some people look better in motion than standing still.

[footballerswife]

Yeah, I agree. She'd be pretty if she laid off the make-up.

[kateln]

footballerswife said:

Yeah, I agree. She'd be pretty if she laid off the make-up.

She's one of those naturally gorgeous people who've gone so far overboard with the plastic surgery and makeup--I don't understand it.

[footballerswife]

I know, it makes no sense! This is the most natural-looking pic I could find of her, and she looks so much better there than she does now. It's sad that she feels the need to trash herself up so much. I understand that she makes money from the Jordan pics and all that, so if that's how she's gotta make a living, fine. But in her normal life she could still look pretty and non-trashy if she tried.

[dorkgirl]

I can't help have a soft spot for her. She just seems so genuine in her trashiness, her happiness in being nothing more than a living barbie doll. She's had quite a lot to deal with in the last few years, and Peter Andre actually seems to have turned out to be a good husband and father. I like them together.

I agree, it's a shame she felt the need to trash herself up, she was a naturally pretty girl originally, and she's gone way too far.

[Yossarian]

I agree. In their trashy, weird, tasteless way Jordan and Peter do actually seem to have a real bond. Much more real than, say, Becks and Victoria. I wonder if partly that's down to her son, Harvey? She seems like a good mum (even if her boys will grow up with a screwy idea of what boobs should look like ) and she's managed to choose a man who was not only happy to take on a step-child but who was also happy to love a child who is severely disabled. Who would have thunk it?

[Deleted]

Jesus-can't she afford a real vibe?

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nitenurse said:

Yup, I remember reading that Harvey's blindness, diabetes, and growth problems were genetic. Makes you wonder if Dwight is the defective gene because she quite happily got pregnant fast with the new hubbie.

Don't quote me, but I vaguely remember it being speculated that his genetic condition was from Dwight's side. However it might be both of them. As in Katie carries one copy of a recessive gene and Dwight has a copy of same recessive gene and the baby had a 25% chance of having both from each parent and having the illness?

Katie Price? I just wish she would wear less yucky trashy makeup. She's actually very pretty underneath those 70 layers of faketan and lipgloss.

The ridiculous boobs remind me of that Eurotrash porn star Lola Ferera (or something) who had the boob fetish and died from her massive implants exploding in her or something.

[Beyle]

Jordan wouldn't be so badlooking without all that makeup and she'd look even better without the implants. I've listened to a couple of her interviews on YouTube. She seems pretty harmless and therefore, doesn't bother me.

I admire that she takes care of Harvey (nannies or not), instead of sending him off to live in an institution. Peter gets my vote for taking such good care of Harvey too, given that Dwight is more or less out of the picture.

The ridiculous boobs remind me of that Eurotrash porn star Lola Ferera (or something) who had the boob fetish and died from her massive implants exploding in her or something.

Is it wrong that I laughed at this?

[JDub]

Wow. I am just now seeing that wedding video. I have only vaguely known who Katie is---seen a few pics here and there, heard about Harvey--but that's about it. I am SO glad I watched the video before seeing any pictures of that dress. It was so awesomely done---close up of Peter Andre getting sweatier and sweatier, bridesmaids in lovely gowns, more sweaty Peter, then WHAP! Glenda the Good Witch on crack. She must have shown that to people ahead of time, because I know if I went to a wedding and saw a dress like that, I would have stood there in complete shock. I can't even hate on it, because as tacky as she looks, her husband had tears of joy in his eyes when he saw her.

I'm temporarily fascinated with how tacky they seem to be. All this talk about her putting a cell phone up her cooch and there being pics of him fingering her in a limo(which I refuse to go looking for, but sadly, I'd totally look if someone posted a link. It's a sickness. I looked at Chyna's weenis too). Were those paparazzi pics? Cripes.