Katie Price (Jordan)

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I loved the fact that Peters eyes started welling up when Harvey came down the aisle. I think theyre a pretty tight family. Cemented together by thier combined stupidity. But bless 'em,. I think theyre great.

And Peter Andre will forever have a pass from me for singing 'Oh oh oh oh oh oh ohhh, mysterious girl'. Heehee!

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In the "documentary" or reality TV soap they have got going at some point there is half a segment dedicated to Peter talking about suffering a bout of depression that stopped his career and he spent 3 years in therapy recovering from it.

Does anyone who knows of his supposed career before meeting Jordan know what he was on about? Did he really have proper psychologically defined clinical depression or is he just talking celeb style fake "I'm a little bit blue at the moment so I think I'll have a rest in rehab" and did his career plummet for other reasons rather than him suddenly being taken ill at the peak of his career???

If anyone here actually follows these two and would know please enlighten on who Peter Andre was before Jordon.

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In the "documentary" or reality TV soap they have got going at some point there is half a segment dedicated to Peter talking about suffering a bout of depression that stopped his career and he spent 3 years in therapy recovering from it.

Does anyone who knows of his supposed career before meeting Jordan know what he was on about? Did he really have proper psychologically defined clinical depression or is he just talking celeb style fake "I'm a little bit blue at the moment so I think I'll have a rest in rehab" and did his career plummet for other reasons rather than him suddenly being taken ill at the peak of his career???

If anyone here actually follows these two and would know please enlighten on who Peter Andre was before Jordon.

I try not to follow them but I can tell you that he is/was a popstar. He will probably best be remembered for being a one-hit-wonder 'Mysterious Girl.' He is best known for his body (us Brits can be so fickle at times!) He had a CD album out many years ago, but it tanked. Many years later (maybe 2-3yrs ago) a BBC Radio 1 DJ (Chris Moyles) decided to play 'Mysterious Girl' again in order to bring back Peter Andre to the bigtime. Did I mention Brits can be fickle? The constant playing of the tune on Radio 1 brought Andre back into the UK charts and I think he got a new $1m+ CD album deal. Also as a result of this he 'starred' in UK reality show 'I am a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here' - where he met Jordan and the romance blossomed. The UK media jumped on this and the result was a duet together and book deals, etc. They had kind of gone quiet for the while until this new reality show "Katie and Peter' or whatever it is called, emerged.

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If anyone here actually follows these two and would know please enlighten on who Peter Andre was before Jordon.

Your answer is at UTube.

But to save you some time, he was being touted as the next "George Michael". He was suppose to be this "white" guy that was a soulful singer.

Perpetual tanned bloke with doctor assisted looks (nose, upper lip filler, body liposuction). Sings with a nasal falsetto, No dance skills; good for throwing in a couple of hip hop hand gestures to make up for the lack of dance skills. Too much hair gel. Waxed eyebrows and chest. In other words a hot mess (by US standards), but a passable talent in the UK. Different strokes for different folks.

That these two posers thought they could crack the US is laughable.

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That was going to be my next point - what the hell have these 2 got to offer the US, that it does not have already?

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steven7942 said:

That was going to be my next point - what the hell have these 2 got to offer the US, that it does not have already?

It always amazes me when the Brit artist try to crack the US. They want to make here so desperately. Minimal talent can get you a TV show in the UK, but in the US talent is a dime a dozen and is located on every street corner.

It's embarassing when these 2 bit actors (Jude Law do you hear me), singers (Robbie Williams - don't get me started with this one), directors (Guy Richie - what have you done besides one film after another about the same thing - London low rent gansters) come over and think they are all that and then quickly realize America ain't buying what you're selling (which is nothin')

[alrhino]

Minimal talent can get you a TV show in the UK, but in the US talent is a dime a dozen and is located on every street corner.

God, I know! The UK just wishes it could produce talent like Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie and Jessica Simpson...oh, and Hulk Hogan! Yeah!

It's embarassing when these 2 bit actors (Jude Law do you hear me), singers (Robbie Williams - don't get me started with this one), directors (Guy Richie - what have you done besides one film after another about the same thing - London low rent gansters) come over and think they are all that and then quickly realize America ain't buying what you're selling (which is nothin')

Yeah, America doesn't want to listen to no Shakespeare! And who does Ben Kingsley, Kate Winslet, Dame Judy Dench and Helen Mirren think they are, trying to impress America would be impressed with their talent; America's got Jerry Bruckheimer and Julia Roberts!! Lets just kill all the Brits and be done with it!

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Jordan wedding videos? In all their chav-tastic glory? WHERE?! I've tried searching youtube to no avail!

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alrhino said:

Minimal talent can get you a TV show in the UK, but in the US talent is a dime a dozen and is located on every street corner.

God, I know! The UK just wishes it could produce talent like Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie and Jessica Simpson...oh, and Hulk Hogan! Yeah!

It's embarassing when these 2 bit actors (Jude Law do you hear me), singers (Robbie Williams - don't get me started with this one), directors (Guy Richie - what have you done besides one film after another about the same thing - London low rent gansters) come over and think they are all that and then quickly realize America ain't buying what you're selling (which is nothin')

Yeah, America doesn't want to listen to no Shakespeare! And who does Ben Kingsley, Kate Winslet, Dame Judy Dench and Helen Mirren think they are, trying to impress America would be impressed with their talent; America's got Jerry Bruckheimer and Julia Roberts!! Lets just kill all the Brits and be done with it!

Ah but the difference between the US two bit actors and the Brit two bit actors is this. The US two bit actors get paid (and paid well) for their two bitness. LOL

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off-topic, but

The ridiculous boobs remind me of that Eurotrash porn star Lola Ferera (or something) who had the boob fetish and died from her massive implants exploding in her or something.

Lolo Ferrari wouldn't fly for fear that her boobs would explode, but that's not how she died. They're still not sure whether she committed suicide or not. Link NSFW.