Bruce Willis

[Yossarian]

Dear Bruce thinks that all the cooter flashing by young starlets signals "it's the f***ing Fall of Rome.'"

DIE Hard actor Bruce Willis has hit out at Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears for flashing their privates in public.
Willis told Vanity Fair magazine: 'They're not writing about guys my age much anymore, unless I do something naughty.

"They're writing about the kids. That's what drives pop culture now. Anything goes, to the point where it's OK for young pop stars or film stars to show photos of their naked vaginas in a magazine.

"If this is it then it's over man, it's the f***ing Fall of Rome.'"

The 52-year-old action hero also revealed he is feeling his age and found the stunts in the new 'Die Hard' movie, 'Live Free or Die Hard', very tough.

He said: 'A lot of the physical stuff they had me doing was still, let's say, low-tech. I don't bounce as well off the concrete floors as I used to. I'm glad I didn't wait a couple more years to do this.'

Right, Bruce. So what was your beloved ex-wife (NSFW) doing in this photo? Or is it only cool to appear nekkid when someone pays you twenty million bucks to play a stripper (NSFW)?

Man, I hate the vagina flashing trend of today but I think I loathe Bruce Willis even more!

[duskwolf]

Oy.

I hate the fact that he and his ex-wife have the BESTEST. DIVORCE. EVER. And that he just lurves Ashton.

The husband and I joke all the time about how the daywalker (we call Demi "the daywalker", because she looks like the undead these days) sucked out his soul and he needs a pity lay from a real woman to get his groove back. We also joke that I'm just the woman to do it.

I do think the guy needs some help, though. He's struck me as a little off for years.

[jdkwfan4ever]

I'll always love him for The Fifth Element.

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yossarian said:

"They're writing about the kids. That's what drives pop culture now. Anything goes, to the point where it's OK for young pop stars or film stars to show photos of their naked vaginas in a magazine.

Says the man whose photos, taken while skinny-dipping (NSFW) and printed in the very same publications (NSFW) he decries, have provided me with endless hours of "perusal".

I loathe his politics, I hate his boneheaded comments -- as if he has anything relevant to say about anything other than what he does for a living -- but for me he elevates everything he's in to "watchable" status, if not "plunk down money to see" status.

And he's been stinkin hot for, like, ever. That's right, I said it. I would have sex with this one Republican.

[Mouse]

Actually, the ever-outspoken Mr. Willis now says that he is not, in fact, a Republican.

I'm a Republican only as far as I want a smaller government, I want less government intrusion. I want them to stop [expletive] on my money and your money and tax dollars that we give 50 percent of... every year. I want them to be fiscally responsible and I want these [expletive] lobbyists out of Washington. Do that and I'll say I'm a Republican... I hate the government, OK? I'm a-political. Write that down. I'm not a Republican."

Great actor, loopy dude. He rawked in Pulp Fiction.

[viridian]

He's a talented actor, but so insufferable offscreen. Maybe he's flipping out over the pantyless photos since his daughters are near the partying age. Hasn't the oldest been photographed with Lindsay and that circle?

His latest Vanity Fair cover[/color] is one of the cheesiest things I've ever seen. They aimed for kickass, and instead he looks constipated.

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I stand corrected. Thanks, Mouse! Guilt-free Willis-lust!

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bstewart said:

yossarian said:

Says the man whose photos, taken while skinny-dipping (NSFW) and printed in the very same publications (NSFW) he decries, have provided me with endless hours of "perusal".

I loathe his politics, I hate his boneheaded comments -- as if he has anything relevant to say about anything other than what he does for a living -- but for me he elevates everything he's in to "watchable" status, if not "plunk down money to see" status.

And he's been stinkin hot for, like, ever. That's right, I said it. I would have sex with this one Republican.

I can't believe I saw Bruce Willis' dong. Kinda big one, too.

[Atreides]

You can see all of Bruce in Color of Night. Horrible, horrible movie.

Something about him just pisses me off. It might have been Jenna Jameson's story with him at a party.

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I've always liked Bruce. Not exactly sure why. I think it's because he doesn't take himself too seriously and has a sense of humor.

I watched him way back when in "Moonlighting" and it was fun to watch him with Cybil Shepherd, particulaly as the show progressed. It was pretty apparent that they detested each other. It was particularly amusing since Cybil Shepherd was clearly peeved since she saw herself as the star and Willis' character made the show work. By the end if it, it was almost painful because their dislike of each other was so obvious.

I think the Die Hard movies are great - still watchable after all this time. Whenever I catch them on TV, in the middle of the action, I end up sticking around.

I also think he's a pretty good father. I don't recall any tabloid stories about his daughters and have to give him (and Demi too) credit for that.

The earliest TV I remember seeing him in are:

1. Miami Vice - He played a criminal who was also a wife beater. The cops had him under surveillance and realized that the wife was so abused that she was planning to kill him. He was great! A real low life character and he used that sort of humor in a cruel way. I think it was the first season of Miami Vice (when they had the best episodes).

2. The New Twilight Zone - one episode he played a man sitting in a bar who used the phone to make a phone call, calling his own home number by mistake. And HE answered! The episode went on to explore this character and how he "split" and how one side of his character became better than the original.

I'm not sure if anyone but me remembers either of these, but when I saw him first on Moonlighting, he looked familiar and I finally rememberered these other 2 appearances.