Post by kayti2212 on May 24, 2007 11:01:57 GMT -4
OK, just got back from seeing it and this is what I got:
Johnny = his lovely self but not as funny nor charming nor the centre of attention as in the other two films.
Orlando = sex, sex, sex. The end.
Keira = want to bash her in the mouth so that she forever loses the ability to pout. And yes, Elizabeth Swan is bad-ass in this movie.
Chow Yun-Fat = the most un-menacing villain ever (but I still love him).
Everyone else = adequate.
Plot = no idea.
There's a fun monkey, the little dude from Scrubs is around, some random French people make an appearance or two, there are crabs, there are a few different ships about, Johnny swings around on a rope for about 82 days.
Couldn't tell you what the hell the actual movie was about though.
I looked around halfway through the film and there were a few people sleeping. Generally not a good sign.
For real fans: at the end of the credits, there's a bonus scene. (Just for the record, I sat there with my friends through the entire credits going, 'What the eff did we just watch' and just happened to stumble upon the bonus scene - we were by no means so impressed with the movie that we wanted to stay until the very end.)
I loved the first one, liked the second one enough even though I can't remember a damn thing about it, the third one drained my life. If there is a fourth (and the ending IS set up for a fourth), count me out.
Johnny = his lovely self but not as funny nor charming nor the centre of attention as in the other two films.
Orlando = sex, sex, sex. The end.
Keira = want to bash her in the mouth so that she forever loses the ability to pout. And yes, Elizabeth Swan is bad-ass in this movie.
Chow Yun-Fat = the most un-menacing villain ever (but I still love him).
Everyone else = adequate.
Plot = no idea.
There's a fun monkey, the little dude from Scrubs is around, some random French people make an appearance or two, there are crabs, there are a few different ships about, Johnny swings around on a rope for about 82 days.
Couldn't tell you what the hell the actual movie was about though.
I looked around halfway through the film and there were a few people sleeping. Generally not a good sign.
For real fans: at the end of the credits, there's a bonus scene. (Just for the record, I sat there with my friends through the entire credits going, 'What the eff did we just watch' and just happened to stumble upon the bonus scene - we were by no means so impressed with the movie that we wanted to stay until the very end.)
I loved the first one, liked the second one enough even though I can't remember a damn thing about it, the third one drained my life. If there is a fourth (and the ending IS set up for a fourth), count me out.
