You Know You're Addicted to CPMCoG When...

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Alright kiddies, we know we are addicted when we have a 3 hour phone conversation with our beloved Kafka and your plans for the ULTIMATE GREECIE CON (insert year here) are agreed to be some of the best. I am just going to run through the list and you will all love it, you will...Don't deny it!


1. We shall sit at tables with the names of the most lothed celebs on them. I had suggested sitting at the table of the celeb you hate the most, but realized that choosing between Paris and Britney could cause a few anurisms, and I am not trained on how to deal with that mmm kay? Oh and the Star Jones table would be shaped as a star and covered in pink pashmirnas and other bits of Gals gayity.

2. Charades involving the topics of the TMI thread, I mean hello acting out things like "porno dot" and uses for Paves would be hi-frickin-larious!

3. Corner of asshat shame. This is for those of us who need a bit of hard love based on some of our craptastic relationships and need a bit of talking to.

4. The Brad/Jen/Angelina smackdown ball pit of doom! I think it needs no other explaination than that

5. The Topher & deadduck dunk tank of Koolaid. Come dunk these guys for fun, and maybe some profit since I have to buy a lot of cherry koolaid to keep that Tank filled.

6. Carnival style photo cut outs....Be Tom Cruise (or not) Sit at the View Table, drop your infant on his head! All possible with the power of cardboard and soem safety scissors!

7. pet room, with Puppy Bowl on play all day long!

8. Mod throne seating, cause I need to kiss a little ass after suggesting that one of the mods be dunked in kool aid.

9. Greecie con specific food. Kool Aid (not from the dunk tank), I am thinking just tubs of Feta Cheese for some of us and other various nummies that all must have a celebrity slant...Oh and it is a potluck so cook something good folks!

10. Pinatas! We take the front page of the celebs thread and we have arts and crafts hour making paper mache idols that are to be beaten and opened up for fun things that lie inside...It will be the most that Paris has had in her head EVER!

11. The true confessions booth.

So that is all I have thought of, some were also a part of Kafka's thinking as well so I cannot take ALL the credit, just most of it! ;D

[kafka]

limey said:

2. Charades involving the topics of the TMI thread, I mean hello acting out things like "porno dot" and uses for Paves would be hi-frickin-larious!

This is still my favorite part of the whole scenario, Limey. I still giggle at the thought of doing a charade of one of Swanflake's many, many TMI experiences.

"It's 4 words and.... he's pointing at his ass..... no, his penis.... no, his ass and his penis.... wait, I think he's injecting something up his ass...."

"Oh, I know, I know..... He's.... Wait, he's injected lots of things up his ass, how am I supposed to know which one?" ;D


Okay, you know you're addicted to CPMCoG when.....

...when you spent 3 minutes in a phone conversation wondering how exactly the wax lady managed to create a perfect "porno dot" as opposed to a rhombus. (But you're too scared to actually ask for the painful details.)

.... when a conversation about the stupidity of the world leads immediately to the frightening thought that, Yes, Paris Hilton really could become First Lady.

---- "Did you see the wife of the President of Tongo?? She's like so totally fat! Like totally like Nicole."

----- "Why is this called the White House? I don't like White. <whine> White, like, SO doesn't suit me. Turn it pink! And sparkly. Put some diamond rhinestones on the front portico and do it NOW!"

---- "That Russian dude is, like, totally HoTTT! I wanna sit on his lap!"


And then you spend 10-20 minutes discussing the universal Greecie reaction to such a nightmare: like, barricading oneself in a cultish compound in the desert and coming mass suicide with poisoned Kool-Aid, served by Moldy and the Mods pouring it out to a line of patient Greecies who have given up the will to live.

Addicted? Moi??? ;D

[topher]

5. The Topher & deadduck dunk tank of Koolaid. Come dunk these guys for fun, and maybe some profit since I have to buy a lot of cherry koolaid to keep that Tank filled.

Just when I thought people actually liked me.... ;D

Food being served would have to include Red Velvet Cake.

I really really would like to do a Greecie con. I am hoping the mini-one in Chicago (8/12) goes well. BTW, all are welcome to come if you are in the area. Check the City:Chicago for details or PM me.

[dwanollah]

I really really would like to do a Greecie con.

Me too, and I'd even rent the space for it if I thought folks would come. I have visions of us mods and, like, three other Greecies sitting in a Holiday Inn banquet room somewhere in Ohio, surrounded by limp streamers and sagging helium balloons, lamenting "But fifty people RSVPed! What happened?!"

Maybe if we plan it well enough in advance, folks could make it. Vegas, baby?

5. The Topher & deadduck dunk tank of Koolaid. Come dunk these guys for fun, and maybe some profit since I have to buy a lot of cherry koolaid to keep that Tank filled.

BLISS! *lines up with a fistful of dollar bills*

[topher]

Vegas would be great!! Mrs Topher might even go.

[india7]

limey said:

Alright kiddies, we know we are addicted when we have a 3 hour phone conversation with our beloved Kafka

Fun, isn't it? ;D

2. Charades involving the topics of the TMI thread, I mean hello acting out things like "porno dot" and uses for Paves would be hi-frickin-larious!

You can't act out the origins of the Porno Dot in charades. It involves too much painful screaming.

Kakfa said:

...when you spent 3 minutes in a phone conversation wondering how exactly the wax lady managed to create a perfect "porno dot" as opposed to a rhombus. (But you're too scared to actually ask for the painful details.)

You don't want to know. Actually, I think it's detailed somewhere around #32 on Bravo's The 100 Scariest Movie Moments of All Time.

Topher, I'd love to go to the 8/12 Greecie Con in Chicago, but don't have the funds right now. Thanks so much for the offer, though, it means alot! But y'all come to NY soon, okay?

[topher]

But y'all come to NY soon, okay?

Would you believe that I being in the Finance industry has never set foot in NYC?

[india7]

Wow, really? Never? Well, you'd know it immediately by the urine smell.

[topher]

In college, I was once told by an ex-girlfriend that NYC would eat me alive.

[india7]

Oh, pffft, she needs to lay off the crack. You'd be fine here! Besides, no one better to protect you than a really loud mouthed Sicilian from Queens. Or y'know, to get you stabbed.