"Y'All Jus' Jellus!" The Scary World of Fandom

[pepper67]

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you: the Great Fangirl Meltdown of 2005

Good God!! All that because Orlando Bloom may or may not be dating whatserface?? Love all the "I'm quitting the fandom because he's back with her" screaming. Wow...just wow.

I feel so normal in comparison.

Edited to add that I completely forgot about the whole dog angle. That makes a HUGE difference. ::rolls eyes::

Btw, Ane, we were both wowed at the same time. Did the earth move for you too?

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pepper67 said:

Btw, Ane, we were both wowed at the same time. Did the earth move for you too?

Ah, so that's what that was!

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I like to read slash stories, but about gay, male characters with no blood relations to each other. I find this even more sick than the biblical slash mentioned a few pages ago.

But what's your opinion on Biblical gay brother slash? There's this idea about Cain and Abel I've been thinking about.....

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poorfrances said:

But what's your opinion on Biblical gay brother slash? There's this idea about Cain and Abel I've been thinking about.....

Now we're talking!

Funnest wank ever.

Apperantly, Hayden Christensen have been kissing Ewan McGregor, and people went batshit crazy.

"I´M HIS FRIEND AND I NOW THAT THIS IS NO TRUE .
"HE LOVED WOMEN!!!!!!"

HAYDEN LOVE WOMEN!!!!!!!!!

Heeee, I love that site.

[huntergrayson]

Yes, because all these fangirls have a shot at Hayden if he's straight. Sigh. It's so lame -- him being gay or not doesn't change his appearance or anything, so it's not like he's less attractive. Maybe it's because I'm gay but don't die of despair when an actor is straight.

But honestly, who can not realize the hot that is Ewan kissing another guy. Velvet Goldmine anyone? Oh man, that movie is essentially slash itself. I do wonder what would've happened if the internet had been around when Bowie and Mick (may or may not have) slept together.

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Who HASN'T Ewan kissed! Good god, whenever he greets a former co-star or friend, it seems he's always kissing them.

[indygirl]

I just finished skimming that page and I cannot stop laughing. I especially love the girls who insist that the entire clip is an elaborate fake perpetuated by two people who have some sort of grudge against Hayden.

guinastasia said:

They need to calm down, then sit back and enjoy the view.

Amen.

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Ooops, maybe I shouldn't have edited that out. Sorry 'bout that. It looked too defensive.

Ewan needs to kiss more boys in public like that.

[indygirl]

It was decisive, not defensive.

[foxyepicurean]

Who HASN'T Ewan kissed! Good god, whenever he greets a former co-star or friend, it seems he's always kissing them.

Note to self:

Must find a way to become one of Ewan's former co-stars, post haste.