Celebrity Homes

[Yossarian]

Denise Richards is selling the home she shared with Charlie Sheen. Anyone say McMansion?

[mrpancake]

Yeah, she lives a few minutes away from me. That's what a TON of those houses are exactly - McMansions. Jessica Simpson's place she lived in with Nick isn't much farther away and it's a complete McMansion as well. I freaking HATE that. If I had enough money to have the house of my dreams, it wouldn't be some craptastic glorified tract home.

[niddlemiddle]

Speaking of Denise's McMansion... Here's the listing. Man, it's really plain and boring... sort of like her.

Here's Tommy Mottola's home. I love this home! I wish it were mine... I wonder if they take cash?

Here's Christoper and Dana Reeves home... it's really sad to see.

[plainjane]

Is that the same house that Charlie Sheen's character lived in in Being John Malkovich? It's looks similar, especially the bathroom.

[huntergrayson]

Okay, it's really 80s and, you know, filled with unspeakable evil, but I am kinda lusting Don Simpson's hooker haven. I'm a sucker for a geometrically sharp pool, I just wish the hot tub tunnel still existed.

[pathtaken]

I like the quote about the 6 shower heads he liked his hookers clean. I lurve mid century style homes when they stick with period furniture.

Anyone ever see Penn's [Penn & Teller] house in Vegas? I don't know what show on the Travel Channel it was featured on, but I swear I've seen it 5 times in the last 3 years. It's interestingly furnished and reflects his personality well.

Going back to homes with art. Has anyone ever seen any pictures of Steve Martin's home? He's supposed to have a great modern art collection. I'd like to see how it's showcased.

[Yossarian]

huntergrayson said:

Okay, it's really 80s and, you know, filled with unspeakable evil, but I am kinda lusting Don Simpson's hooker haven. I'm a sucker for a geometrically sharp pool, I just wish the hot tub tunnel still existed.

Oooh, I like the look of that house. A lot.

but

Was Don Simpson the guy who used to make his hookers drink out the toilet bowl while he did them from behind? ... Makes the toilet in that picture seem much less inocuous ...

[huntergrayson]

What, you would want your hookers dirty? Oy, kids these days, I tell ya!

I dunno about *that* but he died of a giant overdose on said toilet, so not so innocuous as it is.

And as I said, unspeakable evil. I would probably require a cleansing ceremony with a few priests, a Tibetan monk, etc.

Offtopicish, but back when my aunt worked at Sothebys, she verified that Mr. Martin not only had one of the best art collections but was also one of the few celebs who she could tell genuinely cared about the art (Geffen and Streisand? Diva A-holes who just wanted to "collect", but no surprise there). She mentioned how he had to sell a big chunk of his collection once and it really pained him but it was worth it for the one (or two) Hoppers he got in exchange.

[dwanollah]

Here's the MLS listing for Simpson's home. Any big pocketed Greecies out there who want to buy it? Imagine what an awesome coke-fueled reunion we could have in the place.

I'd consider it, but I hate Beverly Hills. So declasse. ;D

[huntergrayson]

Dwan's always saying that before the hookers and blow arrive. After, not so much.

And the math comes to about $1675 per Greecie if we all chipped in.

The pool tunnel thing intrigues and confuses me as well, Moldy. But since it is no more, we'll never know!