Lisa Marie Presley

[spinsterliz]

spiffsin said:

Lisa Marie has grown up relatively sane and normal

I'm not so sure. She married Michael Jackson, and she's involved in a cult.

She has the worst bitchface EVER.

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Compared to Paris? Lisa Marie is totally sane. To be fair Scientology is something that her mother brought her into as a child. The marrying Michael thing is a huuuuuge mistake. But at least even LMP sees that too.

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But weren't there rumors that LMP married CMJ at the request of the Church? They wanted a really big name to associate with the CO$. Did I really read that or am I making it up?

[MrsCatHead]

can't see those Riley pics

LMP? Yeah, I think the bitchface is mostly genetics.

[swanflake]

spiffsin said:

To be fair Scientology is something that her mother brought her into as a child.

I don't see that as a good excuse.

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swanflake said:

spiffsin said:

To be fair Scientology is something that her mother brought her into as a child.

I don't see that as a good excuse.

Hell, Mimi Rogers and her father have both left. Elvis had his faults, but he'd be beyond pissed if he knew that Lisa Marie was involved.

[mickiflip]

I don't think that Mimi is a critic of the church now or anything. Meaning, I think she drifted away more than left.

[thingee]

I don't think that Mimi is a critic of the church now or anything. Meaning, I think she drifted away more than left.

Come on, as a fellow suppressive, you know better than that. Serious members of the COS don't just "drift away". They carefully extricate themselves and keep their mouths shut for the good of their finances and personal safety.

On topic, I agree with those who say they'd rather parent a Paris Hilton than a LMP. Paris is a vapid famewhore, but she's relatively harmless and few people take her seriously. Lisa may seem cool on the surface, but she's actually a lifelong member of a dangerous cult who has stooped to marrying a child molester to further that cult's agenda. No thank you.

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Can you really just "drift away" though? I've heard her father's pretty critical, though.

[swanflake]

thingee said:

On topic, I agree with those who say they'd rather parent a Paris Hilton than a LMP. Paris is a vapid famewhore, but she's relatively harmless and few people take her seriously. Lisa may seem cool on the surface, but she's actually a lifelong member of a dangerous cult who has stooped to marrying a child molester to further that cult's agenda. No thank you.

Thank you, that's exactly how I feel.

Paris Hilton's famewhoring, as far as I know, has never done anything that's seriously hurt anyone, unlike the $cientologists. Also, when Lisa Marie married Michael Jackson, it did give him a boost of credibility for nothing other than making him look heterosexual. Now, since then, MJ has managed to shoot any and all credibility he has to shit, but still, when they were married it wasn't too long after the original allegations in 1993. I think him marrying her caused some people to let their guard down against him, and it's entirely possible that crazy parents might've decided to go ahead and let their kids stay with Jackson because they thought he wasn't dangerous because he was married.

Maybe I'm being overanalytical here, but damn it, I can't stand this woman. Sit up straight for God's sake or your going to need a back doctor. Oh wait, you're a Clam, Lisa Marie. All you'll get are vitamins and exercises you won't be able to do with your screwed up spine.