The Works of Stephenie Meyer

[bitca]

Mar 30, 2009 9:18:58 GMT -4 Malle Babbe said:

Bella's a surrogate for the reader. Basically, she's a Mary Sue who managed to escape the fanfic ghetto and be in a published work.

True facts, you speak them. She has zero personality (except for the, OMG, clumsiness!) so that anyone could identify with her. Blah. You stink, Bella.

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Or maybe because her name is "Bella Swan?" Beeeotch, PLEASE.

[cabbagekid]

Mar 29, 2009 0:08:39 GMT -4 bitca said:

Just wiki it, cabbagekid. You'll be saved 499 pages of "blah blah blah."

Okay, I just wikipedia'ed it. It sounds awful. I don't think I can go through Eclipse and Breaking Dawn, I don't have enough patience.

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I might just finish the series-as long as I have something decent to read along side it. *sigh*


(Plus, isn't there a C-section by teeth?)

[bitca]

I hate to say this, Guin, but, yes. If they ever make BD into a movie it will have to be NC-17. haha.

[MrsCatHead]

I think Stephenie Meyer has a really fucked up view of motherhood, sex, marriage and relationships.

[regencydrama]

Well, she did give an interview once saying that if Edward or Jacob ever came to her door, she'd leave her husband in a minute.

Riiiiiight, Stephenie. Never mind that they're YOUR creation.

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Apr 3, 2009 15:31:07 GMT -4 bitca said:

I hate to say this, Guin, but, yes. If they ever make BD into a movie it will have to be NC-17. haha.

And I hate to say this, but that kind of makes it worth reading.

(I'm such a sicko)

[bitca]

It really is worth reading because of all the LOLz.

[susyhomewrecker]

Parts of it are worth reading. You can skip over all the telepathic "werewolf" conversations that go on for pages, and skim everything after the birth--or better yet, read the snarky summaries online.