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Post by Auroranorth on Apr 7, 2009 8:35:17 GMT -4
Well, she did give an interview once saying that if Edward or Jacob ever came to her door, she'd leave her husband in a minute. Riiiiiight, Stephenie. Never mind that they're YOUR creation. If she, Anne Rice and Laurell K. Hamilton all got together in a room, what would happen? |
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Post by NappingAthena on Apr 7, 2009 11:01:03 GMT -4
Well, she did give an interview once saying that if Edward or Jacob ever came to her door, she'd leave her husband in a minute. Riiiiiight, Stephenie. Never mind that they're YOUR creation. If she, Anne Rice and Laurell K. Hamilton all got together in a room, what would happen? The best reality show ever? Something along the lines of The Real World: Wanky Authors for the title I think. |
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Post by bitca on Apr 7, 2009 11:06:51 GMT -4
If she, Anne Rice and Laurell K. Hamilton all got together in a room, what would happen? Have we ever seen all three of them in a room together?!  |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 7, 2009 12:03:16 GMT -4
It really is worth reading because of all the LOLz. That too. I just got to the part where he admits he watches her sleep. WTF? Even when I was seventeen, I wouldn't have found that romantic-I would have been terrified! Especially because he wouldn't have been able to get in without my dog going apeshit. (And Lassie, unlike Lexie, the Westie we have now, didn't sleep in a crate) Plus, what if he ate my cat or something? |
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Post by dwanollah on Apr 7, 2009 13:18:02 GMT -4
Cracked.com has some awesome pieces on the whole series.
I'm still bitter because this wench is published, and I am not. *foot stamp*
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Post by incognito on Apr 7, 2009 14:10:08 GMT -4
Plus, what if he ate my cat or something? No way. Does your cat's blood smell like freesia? I don't think so! Somebody elsewhere said that freesia actually smells like Froot Loops, which makes the whole thing funnier somehow. Edward is attracted to sugary cereal! |
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Post by bitca on Apr 7, 2009 15:14:00 GMT -4
Well, really. Who isn't attracted to sugary cereal?
You'd better get on the ball, Dwan. Books don't write themselves!
I think I'm going to write a book about zombies that glow in the dark, that don't eat brains. Yessiree. The zombie market is horribly under tapped.
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Post by Auroranorth on Apr 7, 2009 16:34:00 GMT -4
If she, Anne Rice and Laurell K. Hamilton all got together in a room, what would happen? The best reality show ever? Something along the lines of The Real World: Wanky Authors for the title I think. I was thinking that the sheer volume of Mary Sues in one room would melt down the world in a clash of sparkly blood and guns. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 7, 2009 18:17:03 GMT -4
Apparently, someone asked about her period, and Meyers said it's "dead blood." (yes, I know, sorry, TMI)
Or how about a book about werewolves who turn into fluffy collies in the full moon?
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Post by dwanollah on Apr 7, 2009 18:45:18 GMT -4
Well, really. Who isn't attracted to sugary cereal? You'd better get on the ball, Dwan. Books don't write themselves! I think I'm going to write a book about zombies that glow in the dark, that don't eat brains. Yessiree. The zombie market is horribly under tapped. I was actually discussing this with a friend; four of us are starting up a publishing imprint, and she, too, has decided zombies are an untapped market, and there must be some way to make use of the fact that a body part might drop off at any moment.... Maybe you should collaborate? Then again, the same friend also decided that the mission statement of our imprint should be "Vampires for Meemaw!" And I've got almost 400 pgs of the mss! Doesn't that count for something? Of course, there's no vampire stuff or anything, but I have my share of slightly lavender prose, surely.... I think Rose should submit BeanSiddthishes' Wail to Stephanie's publisher. They'd proll lurve it; it's right up their ally. |
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