The Works of Stephenie Meyer

[Spinderella]

Thank God Cracked broke that all down. I'm happy with their understanding of it all and will never feel the need to read the books. Heh.

And yes, get movin', Dwan! Kick that Meyer lady to the curb!

[susyhomewrecker]

Apr 7, 2009 14:10:08 GMT -4 incognito said:

Apr 7, 2009 12:03:16 GMT -4 guinastasia said:

Plus, what if he ate my cat or something?

No way. Does your cat's blood smell like freesia? I don't think so!

Somebody elsewhere said that freesia actually smells like Froot Loops, which makes the whole thing funnier somehow. Edward is attracted to sugary cereal!

At least Toucan Sam has personality, which is more than I can say for Bella!

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What happens if like, a werewolf bites a vampire? Could you then get like, a cross between a vampire and a werewolf? Cuz that would be awesome, sparkling not withstanding.


Another reason that would turn me off of Edward: he said music from the sixties and seventies was "ugh!" Okay, no offense to those who feel the same, but I'd said a damned good portion of the tunes on my mp3 player are classic rock. I guess it's because he's supposed to be from the early part of the 1900s, but then he said the 80s were "bearable." Hair bands are preferable to the Beatles?

(Or am I just being really, really catty and finding reasons to nitpick?)

[bitca]

Apr 7, 2009 18:45:18 GMT -4 @dwanollah said:

I was actually discussing this with a friend; four of us are starting up a publishing imprint, and she, too, has decided zombies are an untapped market, and there must be some way to make use of the fact that a body part might drop off at any moment.... Maybe you should collaborate? Then again, the same friend also decided that the mission statement of our imprint should be "Vampires for Meemaw!"

And I've got almost 400 pgs of the mss! Doesn't that count for something? Of course, there's no vampire stuff or anything, but I have my share of slightly lavender prose, surely....

I would surely collaborate with your friend. It would be completely loltastic and worth it.

400 pages?! Edit that shit. haha. SMeyer's books are, like, 500 pages and they could have been pared down to 50.

[susyhomewrecker]

Apr 7, 2009 20:38:54 GMT -4 guinastasia said:

What happens if like, a werewolf bites a vampire? Could you then get like, a cross between a vampire and a werewolf? Cuz that would be awesome, sparkling not withstanding.

Not in SMeyer's fucked-up universe. Werewolves like Jacob have super-strong teeth that are apparently the only things that can tear vampire flesh besides...well...vampire teeth. But, spoiler alert: Jacob isn't really a werewolf!

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That sucks. Oh well, I'll always have Remus Lupin. *sigh*

And like, what did everyone dance to at Bella's and Edward's wedding, if he only liked fifties' stuff (mind you, I do like some fifties and forties stuff-I LOVE swing and big band!)

No old school '70s? Damn! No ABBA? No Bee Gees? That sucks.

Dammit. Edward, you suck!!!

[Auroranorth]

Apr 7, 2009 20:38:54 GMT -4 guinastasia said:

What happens if like, a werewolf bites a vampire? Could you then get like, a cross between a vampire and a werewolf? Cuz that would be awesome, sparkling not withstanding.

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I think in normal mythos that one cancels out the other, so you can't get crosses.

[bitca]

Apr 7, 2009 21:44:58 GMT -4 @susyhomewrecker said:

But, spoiler alert: Jacob isn't really a werewolf!

Wat! I read all four books (shamefully). I don't get it.

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Apr 8, 2009 14:05:19 GMT -4 bitca said:

Apr 7, 2009 21:44:58 GMT -4 @susyhomewrecker said:

But, spoiler alert: Jacob isn't really a werewolf!

Wat! I read all four books (shamefully). I don't get it.

The Quileutes are shape-shifters who take the shape of werewolves[/spoiler]. A hairsplit, to be sure.

[bitca]

Apr 8, 2009 14:06:36 GMT -4 @spordelia said:

The Quileutes are shape-shifters who take the shape of werewolves

[/spoiler]. A hairsplit, to be sure.[/quote]

OH, right. Ay yi yi.