Jokes and Humor

[deadduck]

Go play pokemon. Yes I saw that. Got any pogs I need?

[Karrit]

My Mom just sent me this one. It is cute:

Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a little chat.

He said, "Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite I took off my pants, handed them to your mother, and said, 'Here--try these on.'

She did and said, 'These are too big, I can't wear them.'

I replied, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.' Ever since that night we have never had any problems."

Mike thought that might be a good thing to try, so on his honeymoon Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, "Here, try these on."

She tried them on and said, "These are too large. They don't fit me."

Mike said, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that."

Then Karen took off her pants and handed them to Mike. She said, "Here-you try on mine."

He did and said, "I can't get into your pants."

Karen said, "Exactly. And if you don't change your smart-assed attitude, you never will."

[topher]

Pot meet Kettle. Deadduck has been too busy to post because he has been playing a video hockey game for the last month.

I can see Batgirl just sitting at the kitchen table:

BG- "When's dinner."

DD- "As soon I kill off this 5 minutes major I received for slashing Joe Sakic." "God, I hate Sakic."

BG- picks up phone and calls the local pizza place.

Pizza Place worker picks up phone:

PPW: Batgirl, the usual?

BG: Yep, Dad just slashed Sakic for the 200th time this week. He might have a problem.

PPW: Might?

BG: Yeah, I know.

[deadduck]

heh. Hysterical. Never slash Sakic. Just beat him up. Nicely said. I lose again. And actually it is batboy who says that. And then adds in "You suck dad"

[topher]

deadduck said:

heh. Hysterical. Never slash Sakic. Just beat him up. Nicely said. I lose again. And actually it is batboy who says that. And then adds in "You suck dad"

See; he has been playing the game so long that DD think is it is Sat because why would BB be home at 9:49 on a Wed morning.

[deadduck]

You mean it is Wednesday? Crap, gotta go to dance class and learn plies.

[dwanollah]

*sigh*

Time to open a Topher 'N deadduck, BFF thread instead, guys?

[batmom]

dwanollah said:

*sigh*

Time to open a Topher 'N deadduck, BFF thread instead, guys?

I know. Aren't they cute? I feel like I should set down a tray of milk and cookies for them to nibble on before they continue with their playdate.

[topher]

Cookies? Where?

[deadduck]

Chocolate milk please.