The Daily Show

[Shanmac]

The bit with the "European Courresponduent" had me cracking up the other day. "Yo, Blair!"

[susyhomewrecker]

I'm totally digging the "Ten F@#king Years" segments. The NAMBLA montage from last week had me in stitches. And Vance DeGeneres! My first correspondent crush! How I miss him so...

Lately I've had a wee crush on Jason Jones--but it all ended the other night when he ran around shirtless. Ew, he's flabby. Crush over!

[laconicchick]

Flabby... But awesome.

LaconicDude is in love with Samantha Bee.

I loved the questionnaire Jason Jones was filling out. "Have you ever exploited your baby for comedic purposes?" "Have you ever been a total dick in an interview?"

[susyhomewrecker]

Yes and yes. He won me over with the baby and drunk driving segments--dude just needs to keep his shirt on. Why yes, I am shallow and I watch TDS partially because of the eye candy...um...

[Shanmac]

Yes, Jason Jones is pretty (those blue eyes -- I'm a sucker for pretty blue eyes). You know what? I can deal with flabby. I don't like muscle-bound guys anyway. The Boy was horrified and said he needed to put his shirt on. Me? I still thought he was adorable. You gotta love confidence like that.

I did not realize until I read the boards that he and Samantha Bee (can you say girlcrush?) are married, though. What an awesome couple.

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And Jones has piled it on recently, since doing the item in Speedos a couple of months back. I mean, he was less-than-trim then but... considerably jigglier now. Kudos to him, though, for being so anything-for-a-laugh. Is it just me, or does he seem to be from the same genotype as JFK Jr.?

[marywebgirl]

I love the Ten $%^&#$ Years thing, too. I'm almost tempted to move to Florida now. Well, not really, but it sure would be amusing for a week or two. And the NAMBLA thing is on [color-blue]YouTube[/color][/url].

[susyhomewrecker]

Oh I've already added the NAMBLA to my favorites on YouTube!

Even though they were very, very wrong, I quite enjoyed the fake commercials for the Army last night. I wish they would get back to more stuff like that, instead of showing clips from Fox News, or whoever, and having Jon go, "whaaaaa?" The clip of the people inside the 108-degree car was indeed stupid, and it was funny, but not nearly as funny as this clip from about five years ago. Imagine locking Jason Jones in a car, and watching him sweat and swear. They don't use the correspondents to their full potentials anymore, unfortunately.

[Shanmac]

Clinton on TDS? Oh, it's too much for me -- JS and BC together? I will be all a-swoon.

[topher]

The Presdient of Pakistan is tonight's guest. I wonder how John will treat him?