Mystery Science Theater 3000

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Guy makes face and clutches his belly.
SOL: "I guess it's true what they say, you only rent ham."

[india7]

There was this other one about this magician who had some girl held under his evil mind-spell ("She'll be right back - she's going to go change into her turtle-neck nightgown"). But in an earlier scene, he was about to have sex with his assistant, who was a slightly chubby blonde.

So during the scene where she's starting to disrobe, as she's loosening more and more clothing, Mike and the bots are making panicky comments as more - rather chubby - flesh is exposed:

(*Panicked*) "Ohhhhh....."

"Oh! Oh! Here it comes!"

"OH, HEY!!"

"EVERYBODY HIT THE DECK!"

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girlnamedcarl said:

ThursdayNext, thank you so much! I'm not losing my mind! (...yet.)



Another great episode (which I watched on YouTube, but can no longer find -- sob!!) was "Daddy-O." After a lounge singer performed a number with his belt somewhere around his ribcage, Joel and the 'bots sang "Hike, hike, hike up your britches." Gold!

OH MY GAWD..THAT'S IT!

(see my previous post in this thread)

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I just went on Youtube and please take in The Pod people song and then someone else posted the gang's version of it.
Too funny, I was crying here.

[iceblink]

Aaaaaaaaaaaah the Pod People song! Where they can never figure out exactly what the lyrics are! Where the hell is my tape...
I recently thought about "Time Chasers" for no reason whatsoever. "Let's see...I could kill me, hollow me out, and live in me..." when the guy's stranded in the woods...

[Mutagen]

iceblink said:

Aaaaaaaaaaaah the Pod People song! Where they can never figure out exactly what the lyrics are! Where the hell is my tape...

Hideous control now!

I recently thought about "Time Chasers" for no reason whatsoever. "Let's see...I could kill me, hollow me out, and live in me..." when the guy's stranded in the woods...

Oh God, I love that episode so much. My favorite part is probably when the big-chinned hero is stranded in the woods, and he's having this emotional moment where he realizes his girlfriend is dead, and he turns around and he's got mud caked all over his butt!!! Of course the guys immediately yell "EWWWWWW!" and then Tom Servo admonishes "No monologues in poopy pants!"

Anyone else remember Teenage Crime Wave? The episode that gave us the immortal line "He'd never touch you, Terri. You're dirt"? I think that's a severely underrated episode. My favorite is when Bad Girls Jane and Terri are being driven to prison, and the police officer driving the car goes off on this spiel about "Where are the parents? Maybe if the children got more love at home..." And when he's done, Crow yells, "Well thank you, Officer PLATITUDE!"

[starskin]

Ah, Time Chasers. Sometimes *I* wish I was a Castleton snob!
"He died as he lived. Soiled and splaying."

And don't forget: "So in the future, kids become gay agents?!"

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"Werewolf"!! (or is that "Worwilf"?) I offer two of my faves from that atrocity:
This line always puts me in hysterics
How do they come up with this stuff?!

[highondegrassi2]

Ah, Time Chasers. Sometimes *I* wish I was a Castleton snob!
"He died as he lived. Soiled and splaying."

And don't forget: "So in the future, kids become gay agents?!"

Also don't forget: "Look, it's a lesbian FROM THE FUTURE

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"I'll walk back to the past."

Chin Guy: "Take us to July 12, fifty years in the future..."
Servo: "...if mankind is still alive."