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[scarlet]

indygirl said:

According to the gossip on the TWoP board that once was, she did more than just flirt with him!

Which doesn't surprise me in the least.

BTW, how friggin' hilarious is it that Bravo puts subtitles underneath most of his comments. Guy talks like he has marbles in his mouth.

So far the "new" housewife, Tammy, is pretty boring. I'm already tired of hearing about how she had "the biggest house in Cota" and then lost it all.

[indygirl]

I know. And her younger daughter (Lindsey, I think) whining about them losing all their money when she was only 5 or 6 when it happened. Enough. Let it go.

To be fair, she does seem like a nice enough kid. But her job interview at the salon really made me laugh.

[marleigh]

How about Tammy's ex husband and his mail order bride? She must be as young as his daughter. And all his plastic surgery, hair plugs, nose job, face lift...yuck.

These women need to lay off the PS. Lauri's face is mesmerizing. It's a frozen mess. The lip implants are not an improvement.

I was so curious to see a pic of George's ex, who the OC reporter claims is better looking thatn Angelina. That must be something. maybe I'll catch a glimpse of her the next time she's out with Dennis Rodman.

I don't know if I could live with people knowing all my dirty laundry like Lauri. The scathing comments people have made about her and her parenting have got to hurt.

[CAgirl]

marleigh said:

How about Tammy's ex husband and his mail order bride? She must be as young as his daughter. And all his plastic surgery, hair plugs, nose job, face lift...yuck.

And what's worse is that his group of friends all had mail order brides! That is creepy!

[sammybee]

marleigh said:

How about Tammy's ex husband and his mail order bride? She must be as young as his daughter. And all his plastic surgery, hair plugs, nose job, face lift...yuck.

These women need to lay off the PS. Lauri's face is mesmerizing. It's a frozen mess. The lip implants are not an improvement.

I was so curious to see a pic of George's ex, who the OC reporter claims is better looking thatn Angelina. That must be something. maybe I'll catch a glimpse of her the next time she's out with Dennis Rodman.

I don't know if I could live with people knowing all my dirty laundry like Lauri. The scathing comments people have made about her and her parenting have got to hurt.

The Ex with the VERY young Asian bride was creepy. She looked so much younger than his own daughters.

Lauri face is an absolute horror. It's too bad, on the first season she showed some old, pre-surgery photo and she looked so much better. A lot like her daughter.

George's ex-wife is dating Dennis Rodman? Really? Crazy! I wish the TWOP board was still there, I'm so annoyed by that site I rarely visit. I missed all the gossip on this show.

I'm sure the negative public opinion on Lauri's parenting hurts, but I can't say I feel bad. The scene in the restaurant (with her son and younger daughter) was so awful. That poor boy, he may be troubled but she was so cold to him (as well as completely dismissive of the little girl).

[CAgirl]

In the first season of the show, doesn't Lauri get botox for the first time (in Vicki's kitchen!) and acts all scared? You'd think she'd never had anything done to her face in the past.

So are you all ready for Jo's singing career? I bet she has a beautiful voice! Just like Britney's beautiful voice.

[scarlet]

Was that Lauri's first time or just Vicki's? I remember her (Vicki) saying Lauri told her she needed it (nice) so I kind of thought Lauri was a veteran.

Between the frozen foreheads, non-blinking eyes, and giant boobs on the show the plastic surgeons in SoCal are getting lots of free advertising...though I don't know if that's necessarily a good thing in this case.

[CAgirl]

scarlet said:

Was that Lauri's first time or just Vicki's? I remember her (Vicki) saying Lauri told her she needed it (nice) so I kind of thought Lauri was a veteran.

Between the frozen foreheads, non-blinking eyes, and giant boobs on the show the plastic surgeons in SoCal are getting lots of free advertising...though I don't know if that's necessarily a good thing in this case.

You are right. It was Vicki's first time (or so she said) and her kids were against getting botox done. Lauri was the pro.

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I always wanted to check out the area they live in as a possible move site, because the weather and the scenery interest me, but man...after seeing the denizens of these areas, no way. Are all the people like that?

[marleigh]

whitefalcon said:

I always wanted to check out the area they live in as a possible move site, because the weather and the scenery interest me, but man...after seeing the denizens of these areas, no way. Are all the people like that?

No, the majority of people in SoCal are normal, imo. But there are plenty of women like the Real Housewives. It's kind of sad actually. They are chasing youth, but failing miserably. Like Vicki said in one episode, one of her biggest claims to fame is that she thinks she's a MILF.

But yeah, we do have a lot of plasticky people. If you can overlook them, it's all good!

I am so sad about TWOP! The Bravo boards are completely useless. I hope the Houswives' attorneys never find us here!