Real Housewives Franchise

[WitchyPoo]

marleigh said:

Lauri's face is mesmerizing. It's a frozen mess. The lip implants are not an improvement.

She looks like she made out with a FryDaddy.

[stellargirl]

scarlet said:

girlnamedcarl said:

Jo is beyond any hope of redemption

She drives me crazy...?

The way she never speaks in complete sentences...?

And always phrases everything in the form of a question...?

Oh, and the flirtation/friendship/whatever with creepy Shane is just, well, creepy!

Never noticed the way she talks...I'll have to look out for it.

Count me in on the sadness of no thread over at TWoP. I read the last couple pages and was actually going to read the entire thread the next day...there's some juicy stuff in there!
But the next day was when it got deleted!!

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Aw, I'll miss the TWoP thread for the snark on Vicki alone. As for Lauri, it's sad that her face isn't the most muffed up part of her life. I can't get over how plastic she looks. She reminds me of those puppets that were in that Genesis video from a long time ago.

[CAgirl]

misspriss said:

Aw, I'll miss the TWoP thread for the snark on Vicki alone. As for Lauri, it's sad that her face isn't the most muffed up part of her life. I can't get over how plastic she looks. She reminds me of those puppets that were in that Genesis video from a long time ago.

Ewww...those things freaked me out! I hate that video! But yeah, I see the resemblance.

[Malle Babbe]

I'm watching the marathon right now, and dear God... Those people are the reason why folks still buy Che Guevara T-Shirts.

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Woot for this thread!! I was grieving from the TWOP loss. It's too bad that lady had to ruin it all with her relentless big 'ol posts. And as with all things internet, it may have been just some nutcase making it all up. Topic: Shane's a jerk. And an asshat. I think the whole Jo/Slade relationship is fake and just for the show.

[indygirl]

Oh, Lord. I am so embarrassed for Jo. Please don't sing. Please.

Gavin looks just like his dad.

And Shane is a douche.

[dougheater]

Very happy to see this thread. I missed the last four days of the TWOP thread , but I swear if they close this one too i will refuse to watch the show.

There is not one life on that show that I would ever want to place myself in. It's the kind of show that makes you happy being you and not them.

The entire point of watching the show is totally for the snark value .

And I hope to never hear Jo come on my radio.

[girlnamedcarl]

A new episode, a fresh case of hate!

How freaking rude was Jeana's family to their guest?! That poor girl, just sitting there listening to squabbles about Shane stabbing his siblings, having his awful mom and sister take the piss out of her, while Shane ignored her, called a family friend "Tits" and made racist, sexist, homophobic remarks. I mean, yeah, her makeup was out of control, but that's no reason for their rudeness.

I'm just gonna say that Shane should be locked up as a preventive measure for the rest of society.

I think Duff and Colton might be the only worthwhile humans on the show. Everyone else is a waste of oxygen that drug pushers and identity thieves could be using.

And yes, Jo must never sing again.

[indygirl]

girlnamedcarl said:

How freaking rude was Jeana's family to their guest?! That poor girl, just sitting there listening to squabbles about Shane stabbing his siblings, having his awful mom and sister take the piss out of her, while Shane ignored her, called a family friend "Tits" and made racist, sexist, homophobic remarks. I mean, yeah, her makeup was out of control, but that's no reason for their rudeness.

They were absolutely awful. I could not believe their behavior--especially Shane's. Actually, I can believe Shane's. He's a lout, through and through.