Hey Paula

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You have no idea. The clip of her crying about the Bratz movie was even worse when you saw that it came RIGHT after she was laughing like a crazy woman for playing a prank on one of her staff people. She was all "I love them! We have so much fun together!" and then 5 seconds later she's sobbing in a chair and screaming at them to shut up. What's awesome is that the camera panned to them and they're in the next room giggling at her with "Here she goes again . . . " faces.

[girlnamedcarl]

I'll be blogging about this show later in the week. Paula, even if you're not on pills, say that you are, because the other alternative is that you're an insane hosebeast.

ETA: post is up. I got pretty long-winded, 'cause as it turns out, she really turns my stomach. Who knew?

[swanflake]

Oh my God, this show is unreal. I watched the clip of her meeting with the executives of the perfume corporation, and I couldn't believe she had the nerve to show up to a business meeting in that condition. But it goes to show that all of these celebrities like her and Nicky Hilton who get their names attached to some product and then go around saying "Oh yes, I am working so hard on designing my new line of ____" are full of shit. Other people do all the work, you show up one day to give your approval on whatever they bring you, offer two suggestions, and then the licensing agent does the rest of the work from there. Paula clearly knows nothing about perfume as evidence by the way she had to be reassured that she didn't do anything wrong by mixing violet and rose notes together as she was crouched down on the floor trying to find just enough strength to stand back up again without falling over.

Then, when it was all over the big perfume executive said that the meeting went "better than he had expected". How could it have been better than he expected?! Did he expect her to crap her pants?!!

[biondetta]

I figured he'd met with her before and it had gone even worse in the past. Thus it went better than expected.

[GirlyGhoul]

Did he expect her to crap her pants?!!

If she had, do you reckon they would have bottled it and slapped a "Paula Abdul Brand" label on it?

Esscence of Paula: A calming blend of Rose, Violet.... and Poo

[bklynred]

Now I have to watch this, only because you guys hate her so much. I need to get in on this.

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Tonight was a good episode to start watching for the pure hate of it all.

She's such a total bitch. "Oh, these are my friends, I'm taking them to an Oscar event but I'm so popular my phone is going off!" Oh My God. Turn the damn phone off for 2 hours and spend time with your friends. You have staff for a reason. Turn the damn thing off.

Then when she stood Daniel up for that meeting with the designer and then the designer seemed so disappointed she didn't get to meet celebrity client Paula Abdul. I thought the decorating was gorgeous. It was traditional and yes it might have looked a bit too much like a Restoration Hardware catalog but it's a rental home! It doesn't have to look exactly like your own home. But she was walking through it with that face like someone had smeared poo on the wall and called it art. It was beautiful! But no, she drags a birdcage across beautiful hardwood floors in a house that she is only RENTING!

Ugh. Bitch.

Then that doctor seemed like a quack. She was claiming she got RA from dancing when it's an autoimmune disorder.

I didn't get what the doctor was saying when he said her endocrine system had shut down and that's why she can't sleep. Wha?

I hate her so much. I hate her entitlement. I hate her martyr syndrome. I hate her constant references to Simon. I hate her.

[margojata]

I commented in the Paula thread that she even has to read the little ad-lib recollections of her day. She honestly can't relate what just happened to her without cue cards? Even Anna Nicole could handle that much.

[kostgard]

Good lord. I watched about five minutes of this show and that's all I could handle. I feel so sorry for her assistants. If I had to work for that woman I think I would bitchslap her within the first week.

How on Earth did she manage to cram her head so far up her own ass?

[Spinderella]

I was excited to keep watching this show for the pure idiotic bullcrap that she'd spew, but DAMN!

This bitch is cracked. But she's a warrior, ya'll.