Horrible Song Lyrics

[roxpopuli]

When I was out jogging one night, in an area underserved by lamp posts, I actually ran into a house that was in the process of being moved on a big trailer and just left in the middle of the street but since that is way off topic I won't mention it . . .

So, the lyrics should read:

Our House, in the middle of our----Look out, Duke!

[dnt]

Father Figure never bothered me in and of itself, but I was 15 when it came out and my best friend was dating a guy who was 23. That was "their song” and she did have father issues and he had many of the same qualities that made her dad a bad father. I just wanted to shake her and ask, “How can you be so BLIND?”

To this day, my skin crawls whenever I hear More Than Words. I always heard the lyrics as your typical manipulative “if you really loved me, you’d sleep with me” crap set to music.

[Ripley]

Highway to the danger zone.
Gonna take it right into the danger zone.

Dude, you can't rhyme "danger zone" with "danger zone!"

But imagine if he'd tried something different in the second line:

Now baby, hand me my ranger phone.
And look out for that stranger clone!

[NappingAthena]

ladymadonna said:

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Another offender is Trey Anatasio and Phish. Lovely music arrangements and terrible lyrics (and Trey's astounding self-centeredness).

I won't spare a moment on the dog-faced boy,
I won't lend another hand to the worm-girl of Hanoi.
Don't deplete my oxygen
for the guy who's turning blue.
But ask me, and I'll do anything for you.

*

Ummm..... wha? You wouldn't give AIR to a man when he's dying but you'll do anything for your lover? mmmm kay. Who ARE the dog faced boy and the worm girl anyway? Why are you so antagonistic toward them?

*Yes, I get the social commentary there, but they are still stupid lyrics. ALL of Phishs' music is like that.

Most of Phish's lyrics are written by Tom Marshall, not Trey. And yes, I can't believe I know that too, but my boyfriend is a Phishhead.

[bakaney]

I think I may have found the song that will kick all the asses of the other songs mentioned in here.
From Metallica's Garage Inc, ladies and gentleman, I present "So What":

So fucking what!

Well, I've been to Hastings and I've been to Brighton
I've been to Eastbourne too
So what, so what
And I've been here, I've been there
I've been every fucking where
So what, so what
So what, so what, you boring little xxxx

Well, who cares, who cares what you do
Yeah, who cares, who cares about you, you, you, you, you

Well, I've fucked the queen, I've fucked Bach
I've even sucked an old man's cock
So what, so what
And I've fucked a sheep, I've fucked a goat
I rammed my cock right down its throat
So what, so what
So what, so what, you boring little fuck

Well, who cares, who cares what you do
And, who cares, who cares about you, you, you, you, you

And I've drunk that, I've drunk this
I've spewed up on a pint of piss
So what, so what
I've had scank, I've had speed
I've jacked up until I bleed
So what, so what
So what, so what, you boring little xxxx

Well, who cares, who cares what you do
Yeah, who cares, who cares about you, you, you, you, you, you

A-hahaha!

Yeah!

I've had crabs, I've had lice
I've had the clap and that ain't nice
So what, so what
I've fucked this, I've fucked that
I've even fucked a school girl's twat
So what, so what
So what, so what, you boring little fuck

Well, who cares, who cares what you do
And, who cares, who cares about you, you, you, you, you, you

So fucking what!
Yeah

Need I say more?

[foxyepicurean]

Yeah, I think you just won.

<Face palm> Dear Lord.

[roxpopuli]

Well, that's a song that probably didn't get a lot of top 40 rotation!

[gibby]

There is a country song by Montgomery Gentry, I don't know what the name is(Gone? She's Gone?), but one of the lines is something about "gone like a soldier in the Civil War, bang, bang!" It is really cringeworthy.

[nadia]

I've had the clap and that ain't nice

What. The. Fuck? Hahahahaha!

It reads like a perverted parody of Dr. Seuss.

[Shalamar]

It reads like a perverted parody of Dr. Seuss.

Hee hee! *snort* Ow.