Horrible Song Lyrics

[underjoyed]

Neither did I, and then I saw the horrible video and it all fell into place. Bleck.

[hobocamp]

The Axl Rose thread reminded me of the Guns 'n' Roses song "Get in the Ring," in which Axl & Co. proudly proclaim: "You may not like our integrity, yeah!"

Riiiiight... out of all the things wrong with Guns 'n' Roses, integrity is really the number one thing that springs to mind.

Having said that, I love G'n'R and the song in question.

I loved that song too, but it cracked me up to imagine Axl in the sound booth, hands pressed to his headphones, cussing out Bob Guccioni Jr. like he was a badass or something. Wonder how many takes he had to do to get it just right.

[Mutagen]

Ha! I actually saw Bob Guccioni Jr. on television once, and the only thing I could think was "What, you pissed off because your dad gets more pussy than you?" So wrong, I know.

[outofcontext]

Every time I hear Usher's "Yeah", I roll my eyes when he gets to the line about "On a 1 to 10, she's a certified 20." Not only because it's a huge cliche, which it certainly is, but because I can't help getting this mental image of the woman in question pulling out a fully notarized Certificate of Hotness to verify her claim.

What else? "Daniel" by Elton John. The whole song. I'm not sure why.

[fentonsnakedmom]

Ladies and Gentlemen, I bring you the worst song lyric ever, courtesy of Hilary Duff:

If the light is off/then it isn't on...

Runner-up is this line from Jessica Simpson:

It would feel so good/to be so bad/And you don't know how bad/I want that...

[Ellen Tigh]

Has anyone actually listened to the lyrics of You're Beautiful by James Blunt ?
It's a creepy stalker song.

My life is brilliant.

My life is brilliant.
My love is pure.
I saw an angel.
Of that I'm sure.
She smiled at me on the subway.
She was with another man.
But I won't lose no sleep on that,
'Cause I've got a plan.

You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
I saw your face in a crowded place,
And I don't know what to do,
'Cause I'll never be with you.

Yeah, she caught my eye,
As we walked on by.
She could see from my face that I was,
Flying high, [ - video/radio edited version]
Fucking high, [ - CD version]
And I don't think that I'll see her again,
But we shared a moment that will last till the end.

You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
I saw your face in a crowded place,
And I don't know what to do,
'Cause I'll never be with you.

You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
There must be an angel with a smile on her face,
When she thought up that I should be with you.
But it's time to face the truth,
I will never be with you.

[hobocamp]

Great, now I have one more reason to hate that song.

[Mouse]

No thread on bad lyrics is complete without Kevin Federline's "PopoZao".

In Portugese it means “bring your ass”,
on the floor, and move it real fast.
I want to see your kitty and a little bit of titty
want to know where I go when I’m your city?

Girl, don’t you worry about all the dough,
because a cat is coming straight out of the know,
ready to rock those shows all the way to Rio.
Bring that Brazil booty on the floor.

Up, down, all around:
work that shit to the funky sound.
Going to see where I’m going, oh?

That's fire! ;D

[tinyshoes]

mouse said:

No thread on bad lyrics is complete without Kevin Federline's "PopoZao".

In Portugese it means “bring your ass”,
on the floor, and move it real fast.
I want to see your kitty and a little bit of titty
want to know where I go when I’m your city?

Girl, don’t you worry about all the dough,
because a cat is coming straight out of the know,
ready to rock those shows all the way to Rio.
Bring that Brazil booty on the floor.

Up, down, all around:
work that shit to the funky sound.
Going to see where I’m going, oh?

That's fire! ;D

Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.

[Mouse]

But wait! It get's better! ;D

Here's K-Fed's other rap masterpiece, "Y'all Ain't Ready":

I shouldn't be sayin' keep
My damn name outcha mouth
But y'all keep increasin' my change ...
Go ahead and say whatcha wanna
I'm gonna sell about 2 mil
Uh, then I'm goner, uh
I know y'all wishin' you was in my position
Cause I keep gettin' into situations
That you wish you was in, cousin
I'm not your brother, I'm not your uncle, I'm Daddy do
Steppin' in this game and y'all ain't got a clue
My prediction is that y'all are gonna hate
On the style we create, straight 2008
But I know that you really can't wait
Because people always askin' me
When's the release date?
Well maybe, baby, you could wait and see
Until then all these Pavarottis followin' me
Gettin' anxious? Go take a peek
I'm starrin' in your magazines
Now every day and week
Back then, they call me K-fed
But you can call me Daddy instead