Madonna

[zivvie]

When was the last time anyone saw Madge looking happy?

I saw photos of Meryl Streep, another major (in a different way) star, at the Mamma Mia! premiere. She looked so happy, so relaxed, so comfortable with herself. At 59, she isn't trying to act, look, or be 25; she isn't bone-thin; she has some lines on her face; and she's undeniably beautiful. Why can't Madge, with everything she has going for her, find that same kind of satisfaction in her own life?

[margojata]

It's sad because she used to have such a soft, pretty, heart-shaped face. I don't even know what that shape is now.

She still totally courts all attention - even about the divorce rumors. If it's NOT true, why do the head down, dark glasses, runs to the cars? She's not shy, she could surely make a joke about how everything is fine. Even if everything isn't fine, I'd still make the joke so that you stop getting the constant question. Now she just looks like she's in mourning, creating even more attention.

[mochakitty]

NY Yankee Making Late-Night Visits to Madonna's Apartment

Us Weekly reports in its new issue, on newsstands tomorrow, that Madonna's seven-year marriage to Guy Ritchie has stalled out – and the singer has been hosting late-night visits from New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez at her Central Park West apartment in New York City.

A ringless and grim-faced Ritchie, 39, arrived in New York City from London yesterday after several weeks apart from his family. A source tells Us that the $28-million-a-year Rodriguez, 32, has made numerous solo nighttime visits to Madonna, 49, at her spacious home and would sneak out "as late as midnight." Says the source, "All the doormen are talking."

Rodriguez attended Madonna's April 30 NYC concert; the singer sat in his seats at a Yankees game on June 22 (it was the first time she ever was photographed at a Yankees game). Her son Rocco, 7, also sported Yankees gear on June 25 while playing in Central Park.

Rodriguez, married with two young daughters, has already faced speculation about cheating: In 2007, he and a stripper were reportedly spied in Toronto, Miami and Dallas.

Complicating matters: Former Yankee slugger Jose Canseco – who once dated Madonna – wrote in his book Vindicted that he "hates [A-Rod's] guts" because he once hit on his wife.

Madonna has been in NYC since the venerable Times of London confirmed that she consulted the same high-profile divorce attorney who worked with Paul McCartney and Prince Charles. Meanwhile, Us confirms Ritchie has also sought legal advice from Forsters law firm in London.

A-Rod's Yankees rep, when reached for comment, referred Us to their shared manager Guy Oseary. When reached by Us, Oseary hung up the phone. Madonna's rep, Liz Rosenberg, was not available.

[margojata]

I'm surprised she didn't try to get David Beckham. I doubt Guy would give a crap about A-Rod, if that's what she's going for.

[ebfarnum]

Yeah, there's a shocker...not.

Two of my least favorite human beings hooking up??! Say it's so! This greatly increases the chances of them both being crushed by randomly falling safes or anvils marked "Acme."

I've always suspected him as the type to get off on dressing in diapers while being humiliated and degraded by some chiseled tranny. Of course, she'll need to find a fill-in for the Autumn cuz everyone knows he quits performing come October.

[FotoStoreSheila]

Jul 1, 2008 11:03:03 GMT -4 @ebfarnum said:

Yeah, there's a shocker...not.

Two of my least favorite human beings hooking up??! Say it's so! This greatly increases the chances of them both being crushed by randomly falling safes or anvils marked "Acme."

I've always suspected him as the type to get off on dressing in diapers while being humiliated and degraded by some chiseled tranny. Of course, she'll need to find a fill-in for the Autumn cuz everyone knows he quits performing come October.

Oooo, burn! This is the funniest thing I've read in a long time.

[ebfarnum]

You hate 'em, too, FSS? I always suspected you were one of my favorite Greecies!

You may like this.

Some of my personal picks:

"So, who's the bigger diva?"

"I liked this story the first time when Canseco did it."

"both of them are living in a material world and they are material girls."

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Madge's rep finally issues a denial.[/color]

"Madonna's husband Guy arrived in New York last night to be with his wife and family (not in a last ditch attempt to save his marriage which does not need saving)," Liz Rosenberg told PEOPLE. "There are no plans for Madonna and Guy to divorce."

Rosenberg also denied a published report of a relationship between the singer and New York Yankees star Alex Rodriguez.

"Madonna and Alex have the same manager, Guy Oseary," Rosenberg says. "They have met. They know each other and Madonna took her kids to a Yankees game last week. There's really not anything to comment on beyond that."

Adds Rosenberg: "It's nothing new that people are airing tons of dirty laundry Madonna's way lately ?much of it untrue." She joked: "By the way, rumors of Madonna and Lil Wayne are quite exaggerated as well."

[discoprincess]

Re: Madonna and A-Rod
The good news is he isn't after her money. :-p

Of course The New York Post was all over this report. This is one of the funniest gossip news reports I've read in a while.

[prisma]

For someone who is always demonstrating how important her religion is to her, she displays zero joy. In fact, she's the most joyless person I've seen in a long time. She's the opposite of joy. Sad, because back in the day she was quite exuberant.