Madonna

[kostgard]

Oct 12, 2022 9:27:24 GMT -4 prisma said:

I think I posted this upthread somewhere, but Jamie Lee Curtis is exactly the same age as Madonna, within a few months. For me, Jamie Lee is a role model. She's embraced her age but she looks great, is confident, and is doing everything on her terms.

Madonna, by contrast, is begging for relevancy rather than sitting back and enjoying a well-earned icon status. It's sad because for all of her swagger and bravado, it's pretty clear that she's a deeply insecure person who relies on the praise of others for her sense of worth.

When I googled Madonna yesterday to see what the fuss was about, the article mentioned she'd been seen canoodling or whatever with a young female rapper who was something like 26. It seems like Madonna's preference is less on gender maybe and more on youth? But that roughly 35-year age gap between herself and her partner is gross and predatory.

I was just looking at pics of JLC at the Halloween movie premiere wearing a sequined red dress and thinking she looks fantastic. I also heard that Madonna appeared to come out as gay on TikTok, and I didn’t look it up because looking at Madonna today is a bummer.

JLC has spoken out about aging in Hollywood and has spoken out against the BS, and she’s been all no hair dye, no Botox, and no shape wear. But she also isn’t shrinking away into “tiny old lady” territory. She’s clearly in great shape and even though she’s not wearing Spanx, she clearly takes care of herself. She looks great, she’s just not trying to look 25.

Madge is trying to look 25, and that’s what looks desperate and sad. Can you imagine how kick-ass she could be if she embraced her age and proved that you can look your age and still be strong and still be considered “hot”?

I wish a really smart stylist would take her hand and be all, “Girl, no.” And then steer her in the right direction (which is away from the fillers).

[featherhat]

I remember Jamie Lee Curtis in Scream Queens playing the terrible human being (but awesome character) Dean Munsch and whilst like everyone else on the show she was the worst, I never doubted that a lot of those younger guys would be willing to sleep with her, even though she was predatory. She rocks the silver fox thing and excludes charisma. Madonna playing the same character, not so much.

I realise a lot of women in the entertainment business are under huge amounts of pressure to appear as young as possible with 35 year olds playing mothers of characters in their 20s but even so. If anyone could have given the middle finger to "people are only interested in up to 25 year old girls" it was Madonna. She could be awesome.

I just googled Lordes and realised it's her 26th birthday tomorrow. So Madonna is allegedly with a woman her daughter's age and all I can think is "Madonna is either as gross as the men who date their daughter's age or tragically desperate to be relevant. Probably both." Which is just sad.

If she actually wanted to come out as bi or gay there are several actresses her age range that have done so in the last few years without seeming like they were doing it only for attention and thus making a mockery of it.

[dragonflie]

Oct 13, 2022 15:09:20 GMT -4 kostgard said:

I wish a really smart stylist would take her hand and be all, “Girl, no.” And then steer her in the right direction (which is away from the fillers).

Sadly I think Madge is just too far gone. She is legit in the same category as Pete Burns and Jocelyn Wildenstein. (I keep referencing Pete Burns because when I saw the thumbnail for her latest publicity stunt (aka her "coming out) I really thought it WAS Pete Burns for a minute) Her face is a joker mask....

I also think she simply does not have the confidence or self esteem to really be herself. That is what the other ladies we mention seem to have in spades.

[americanchai]

The old adage is that as you age you have to choose your ass or your face. I think she was originally choosing her ass but then decided that technology would allow her to choose both. With disastrous results. It's a good cautionary tale for the young 'uns. So ironic considering in her younger days she was basically non-drinking, non-drugs, healthy eating. But of course, the more you use your body, the faster it breaks down as you age, especially with the extreme exercising she used to do. This is a woman who doesn't know moderation in anything.

[famvir]

As I've been reading this thread the past few days I keep remembering a few years back when during a concert, she pulled back her costume to show her nipple. Gross granny nipple. Who wants to see that? Particularly when you can see the whole gynecological stuff on a much younger Madonna in that Sex tome.

I hope the Kardashians get the note. Kim seems to be legit with the law degree, but what was that brouhaha about her butt in the past weeks?

Jamie Lee Curtis? Is the bomb. And I'd like to add Jane Fonda to that list. And Helen Mirren.

[boricuamusicfan]

I think the 26-year-old female rapper that Madonna is allegedly canoodling with is Tokischa, a rap/trap/reguetón/dembow artist from the Dominican Republic with whom Madge recorded a remixed version of her 2005 hit "Hung Up." Both women appeared in the recently released music video for said remix, and, cringe warning... you see them making out:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYQW2VyTURk

Tokischa has been a mini-Madonna (if Madonna had been stuck in her Erotica/Sex-Book era) for the last three or so years; read her Wikipage and you'll see why: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tokischa
I bet that the buzz she had generated most likely reached Madonna herself, and we all know that Madge cannot resist a chance to try yet another cringe-worthy attempt to reach a younger audience. Since Bad Bunny is pretty much one of the top three biggest musical stars in the world as we speak, I bet Madonna could not pass up the opportunity to jump on the regueton/Latin "urban" music market, and she probably thought, "Who better to use as my passport into Latin urban fame/infamy than a woman as sexually frank/unapologetic as me?"


ETA: not gonna lie; I actually like the remix, musically/sonically speaking.

[cubanitafresca]

Madonna has morphed into a 500-year-old vampire from some cheesy syfy movie.

It's makes me sad.

[ourdaisy]

Bless her, she really, REALLY wants the world to know that she can still shock the less rebellious and cutting edge of us by randomly cranking her open knees into the air like those sassy 19th century vixens in the nickelodeon machine.

Yes, by golly, Stuart *can* still do it!!

Or nice wig, Gollum. Not sure what the hell I just watched.

[prisma]

I wonder what her kids think of that video.

[famvir]

Probably Madonna kids think the same as Gwyneth kids when Gwyneth posed nude in her backyard (when she turned 50? Idk) the reaction? "Mom-ahm....."