Madonna

[Cranky Old Broad]

Her arms scare me.

[atpeacewithme]

She's 10 years older than him, not really a cougar. Once over 40, 10 years is like being 5 years older if that. Sorry really dislike that term.

[Mouse]

Jul 2, 2008 14:18:15 GMT -4 @innocentone said:

Jul 2, 2008 13:42:04 GMT -4 Wol said:

Let's not forget that this woman essentially invented modern famewhoring as it is now practiced, so everything she does is calculated and thought-out. The fact that she and A-Rod share a manager should say it all. She has to come up with new ways to keep people talking about her, especially since she is promoting a tour. She's already done sex/nudity, she's done single earth mother, she's done spiritual quester, she's done contented duchess in her country cottage, she's done international adoption, and now she's doing cougar in a troubled marriage. It's all spin and she's not going to divorce him until she needs to play that card for pr's sake. While she's getting play just for the rumors she's going to work that. She's good, but she is getting transparent at this point.

Couldn't have said it better. I'm getting tired of her.

To me, Madge ceased to be interesting...I dunno, about 15 years ago. What took everyone else so long?

[discoprincess]

Jul 2, 2008 18:05:51 GMT -4 scarletprincess said:

ETA: According to this report,, ARod went to Madonna for "marriage advice" because his wife has taken off to France with Lenny Kravitz. (yes, I know it's Perez Hilton, but still...)

Marriage advice? That's like asking The Donald tips on wearing your hair.

Then again, A-Rod is the PAB of the baseball; we shouldn't pay much attention to him.

[ebfarnum]

The cynical (97.8%) part of my nature so agrees with those who are smelling some seriously pathetic media-whoring here. I don't for one minute believe these two are doing the deed, mainly because he's a weak-minded loser who's so lacking in intestinal fortitude that he needs three, count 'em three, "life coaches", howeverthefuck many helper gurus and therapists, PLUS a wife with both bulging biceps and a Psychology degree to shelter his sniveling ass from the cold cruel world. Yeah, right. One sight of her bossy, gray, war-ravaged, iron-jawed man canyon would have poor widdle A-fraud curled in the fetal position till he's HER age.

The best part is that she's getting all this attention while looking absolutely horrid. The most recent photos have been downright skeery. If you're gonna work out like a fiend and dress like a bimbette in what's presumably a bid to appear younger, why, oh, why strut around with these granny gams uncovered?

Sarah Jessica Parker might have to settle for the 2 spot next time "Maxim" announces its Unsexiest Woman.

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Jul 3, 2008 1:08:58 GMT -4 @ebfarnum said:

One sight of her bossy, gray, war-ravaged, iron-jawed man canyon would have poor widdle A-fraud curled in the fetal position till he's HER age.

The best part is that she's getting all this attention while looking absolutely horrid. The most recent photos have been downright skeery. If you're gonna work out like a fiend and dress like a bimbette in what's presumably a bid to appear younger, why, oh, why strut around with these granny gams uncovered?

Sarah Jessica Parker might have to settle for the 2 spot next time "Maxim" announces its Unsexiest Woman.

I can't stand Madonna and find her attitudes and efforts of late alternately desperate and boring, but the woman's body is her own and she can shape it or abuse it any way she likes. It's none of my business. On a list of flaws that include willful stupidity, arrogance and hypocrisy, her veiny limbs and bad dress sense pale in comparison. And, "man canyon"??! Sorry, but phrases like this smack of misogyny no matter which sex uses them.

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What is she wearing? If I had her hundreds of millions I would have a better wardrobe. Madge, there's no excuse!

[FotoStoreSheila]

Yeah, I'm not getting her summer "warbdrobe" at all. It seems to be a mish-mash of satin slips or pantaloons, mesh tanks, and half tights. Maybe she's in full-on tour rehearsal mode. She looks horrible. Her legs are scaring me more than her arms.

[ebfarnum]

Jul 3, 2008 5:48:00 GMT -4 @warmblankey said:

Jul 3, 2008 1:08:58 GMT -4 @ebfarnum said:

One sight of her bossy, gray, war-ravaged, iron-jawed man canyon would have poor widdle A-fraud curled in the fetal position till he's HER age.

The best part is that she's getting all this attention while looking absolutely horrid. The most recent photos have been downright skeery. If you're gonna work out like a fiend and dress like a bimbette in what's presumably a bid to appear younger, why, oh, why strut around with these granny gams uncovered?

Sarah Jessica Parker might have to settle for the 2 spot next time "Maxim" announces its Unsexiest Woman.

I can't stand Madonna and find her attitudes and efforts of late alternately desperate and boring, but the woman's body is her own and she can shape it or abuse it any way she likes. It's none of my business. On a list of flaws that include willful stupidity, arrogance and hypocrisy, her veiny limbs and bad dress sense pale in comparison. And, "man canyon"??! Sorry, but phrases like this smack of misogyny no matter which sex uses them.

Oh. Please.

I honestly don't know which is my favorite thing, being chastised for snarking on a media whore on a site dedicated to making fun of media whores, OR being instructed in which aspects of said media whore's wholly detestable being might be okay for me to target?

Of course Madonna's grizzled old carcass and how she chooses to mummify it aren't your business. Or mine. Or anybody else's.
So? When you get right down to it, most of what's posted here is nobody's business. I'm not evolved enough to have a problem with that, but if I did, I probably would just go hang out somewhere else.

"Misogyny"? Well, I DO hate Madonna, and she is sort of female, so I guess ya got me.

[discoprincess]

Jul 3, 2008 1:08:58 GMT -4 @ebfarnum said:

The best part is that she's getting all this attention while looking absolutely horrid. The most recent photos have been downright skeery. If you're gonna work out like a fiend and dress like a bimbette in what's presumably a bid to appear younger, why, oh, why strut around with these granny gams uncovered?

For someone who apparently went to great lengths to remain youthful, she is looking old here.