Madonna

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Jul 3, 2008 12:47:19 GMT -4 @ebfarnum said:

Jul 3, 2008 12:06:03 GMT -4 @innocentone said:

Man canyon is a little unPC, but I'm sure it was just a joke. I laughed .I'm a horrible person though.

Nope. Sorry.

I really DID mean to imply that one could jump on a donkey's back and, for a small fee, take a dizzying, life-risking, all-day tour of old girl's...er. hmmm.. *whisper*you know what.*whisper*

The thought was appreciated, though.

Well, I thought it was funny! I mean, come on, it's Madonna! Remember the Sex book? Ew.

[prisma]

I laughed at man canyon, too. It just captures the irony of Madonna's pathological need to dominate anything she tries, somehow.

Speaking of the Sex book, I just saw the old SNL clip of Phil Hartman as Charlton Heston reading the audio version of Sex. It's HILARIOUS. It was on the 101 Funniest SNL moments, or something cheesey like that. It really made me miss Phil Harman.

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Jul 3, 2008 13:29:48 GMT -4 Wol said:

Apparently Lenny Kravitz is also managed by Guy Oseary. I think A-Rod was leaving Cynthia so Guy decided he'd use that to get some free press for his other clients, including Madge, who needs it right now. It really twists my knickers when people think the great unwashed public is this stupid.

It is very suspicious how they all have the same manager. I can see the case for the whole thing being fabricated.

On the other hand, A-Rod and Madonna are each other's types (He likes muscular blondes. Madonna has dated Afro-Latin men/baseball players.) And I don't see how this publicity helps A-Rod's image, especially after the whole cheating with a stripper scandal last year.

[Cranky Old Broad]

OT but what the hell. My user name speaks for itself.

So I'm doing my usual thing, relaxing after work by reading through the topics, starting with Celebrities, as I typically do and geez...did everyone all of a sudden get overly sensitive (and I'm not referring to just this thread)? Shit, we snark on this board, sometimes rather heartlessly. We have for years. Do we now have to be careful about what we write for fear of offending someone? If I want to say Madonna looks like a freak because of her grotesque arms, am I going to be called out? It's my opinion, just like it might be someone else's opinion that she looks hot. Hey, that's cool! I sure as hell won't dictate to someone else how they should think about a given topic/celebrity.

Just my two cents, which isn't worth a damn thing but there ya go.

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Madge has been flashing her vadge at us for over 20 years. Read her sex book if you can stand it. She refers to it as the P word and says she loves playing with it. I think she earned "man canyon" which is actually kinda funny and much less disgusting than the way Vadge herself describes it.

[Oxynia]

Let's lay off the "man canyon" talk, please. It's pretty vulgar, even if we are talking about Madonna.

[FiggyPudding]

If she gets divorced I hope she stays overseas, because I really don't want to see the minute-by-minute coverage of her like before.

[Brookie]

Yep, stay overseas - please! And keep your good pal Gwyneth with you as well.

[Witchie]

I can't see Madonna leaving England for NYC. I thought she loved her role as lady of the manor. Eh...who knows? But I third the request for her to stay over there with Gwyneth. Sorry, England

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Jul 3, 2008 23:17:32 GMT -4 Witchie said:

I can't see Madonna leaving England for NYC. I thought she loved her role as lady of the manor. Eh...who knows? But I third the request for her to stay over there with Gwyneth. Sorry, England

I think she liked being duchess for a while, but I can see her moving back to the states if they do split up. She's overdue for an image rehaul.