GWOP II: More Gosselins Without Pity

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For not watching the show and having the show and Kate making her physically ill, JudyK certainly seems to know a lot of minutia about what is going on in Gosselinland. The only way to cure herself is to quit writing on her beloved hate blogs... I guess she must have a magic monitor and mouse, just like that magic remote that automatically turns to anything Kate-hate related. UGGGGH!

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I saw the R&K episode on Friday. When I turned on the TV in the morning it still was on the same channel from the night before and because President Obama was on I did not change the channel. Then when Obama finished his speech the TV went back to their regular programming -- in this case R&K -- and a few minutes later Kate walked out in all her lying glory.

Oh Mickey. I love the new excuses that pop up on why Gwoppers just *happen* to watch Kate. This time, it's all Obama's fault!

(should I end this with the obligatory "JMO"?)

She later adds this gem:

8. Just for giggles I just now played R&K on the DVR for my boyfriend and asked him for his thoughts. FTR he has always hated Kate for how she talked to Jon on the original show, and he only knows a little tidbits about what is going on thanks to me (I don't think he even knows Jon is not allowed on her property). His comments are as follows: "wow, they just made Jon look like an asshole but I don't believe it. I also have kids that live with their mom and know what she is capable of telling my kids ... I don't believe this shit that they don't want to be with their dad".

So she accidentally watched the show, and accidentally taped it? And I love that her bf only knows little "tidbits" thanks to her. More like she dissects every aspect of Kate's life, and fills him in on it, backing it up with supposed accidentally taped video evidence.

(JMO)

[peachybean]

Sept 12, 2010 20:23:07 GMT -4 @miemic said:

His comments are as follows: "wow, they just made Jon look like an asshole but I don't believe it. I also have kids that live with their mom and know what she is capable of telling my kids ... I don't believe this shit that they don't want to be with their dad".

Wow, I didn't see that twist coming for Mickey's personal life.

I'm sure that Mickey's boyfriend's ex-wife has nothing but charming things to say about him. It's not like he's ever been known to use questionable language or... *nooo, I pulled my sarcasm muscle. It's an old injury and overuse catches up with me. Carry on without me.

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Button Button said...

Wonder if Kate is eating crow for dinner tonight.
Wonder how it tastes.
Those little kids are going to have a tough time at school on Monday.
Yes, we would like to think the other pupils have been told by their parents and their teachers to be kind to the little Gosselins.
We all hope that is happening. Please let it be.
Kids can be mighty cruel without even realizing how vicious their little tongues can be.

Kids can be pretty cruel? They are learning from masters if you, Button Button, are any example. You and your Khater Khronies/Phonies put cruel in a new light... and it's not pretty!

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Button Button said...

Wonder if Kate is eating crow for dinner tonight.
Wonder how it tastes.
Those little kids are going to have a tough time at school on Monday.
Yes, we would like to think the other pupils have been told by their parents and their teachers to be kind to the little Gosselins.
We all hope that is happening. Please let it be.
Kids can be mighty cruel without even realizing how vicious their little tongues can be.

Sounds like insane Gwopper haiku.

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Steve Sucks said...


What Kate wants, Kate gets. She wanted a silverfox cop type, so God left her one under her couch cushion. Finders keepers.

Sorry Gina. You done gone and got yo' man stolen from ya by a hoochie wif fake hur and plactic teetees.

Lovely.

Judy said...

AuntieAnn said...
She looks shittier than usual but I guess doin' your bodyguard makes your hair limp.
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Ummmm..AuntieAnn..
I don't think that hair is the only thing that is limp in that relationship.
Think ya' know what I mean.
I got a feeling that Mr. Steve was left out in that department.
He's a purse-carrying , babysitting loser and looks and acts like a sissy man.
He'd have to be, to be with Kate. Remember that Kate wears the pants in the family.

Sissy man?!?

It seems that Kate Gosselin is a frigid lesbian having an affair with her impotent male bodyguard. That's quite a life she's leading.

JurseyChic24 said...

BARF...they match!!! How incredibly corny and juvenille. Maybe they're down there to tape "Twist of Kate" and she's going to be a help out the mom of a Mexican drug lord.

Right, because saying "BARF...they match!!!" is the height of sophistication...when you're in the 6th grade.

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Kate is on the cover of People magazine in a bikini, giving birth to Boobiegate. The Gwoppers are all in a lather, being able to now analyze Kate's boobs and body with great abandon.

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I hope that somewhere in that article she does mention the work she's had done. It bugs that she tries to act like a little diet and excercise will lift sagging breasts and eliminate the baby pooch. It's like telling every other mother on they planet that they just aren't trying hard enough.

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She's still insisting it's all her, which is very irritating. She's also very airbrushed on the cover. She also says something like "it's absurd" to the allegations she's sleeping with Steve. Maybe if she's not, she should say something like "absoluetly not".

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Moose Mania said...

True story:

I was in line at the grocery store today. An elderly woman was in back of me. She was having trouble unloading her cart, so I helped her. The cart and I were blocking the magazine rack, so she asked if I could get a magazine for her. She was looking toward the People mag. I thought...well, okay, if she wants it. I reached for it, and the woman said, no, the other magazine (Woman's Day, or World). She looked again at Kate's picture on the cover of People and said, "Why is that girl wearing Depends, and why are they three sizes too small?"

In all honesty (!!), I swear she was serious. She had no idea who Kate was. The clerk was cracking up. I told the woman that it was a bikini. She didn't crack a smile when she said, "Well...Depends would look better on her, but she needs to get some that fit."

When I checked out, the clerk told me that I wouldn't believe how many of the magazines in each aisle get turned backward!

I wonder how long it took ol' Moose Mania to come up with that "true" story?