Worst. Movie. Ever.

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As stated several times before, LITTLE BLACK BOOK was one of the worst movies ever. I was actually pissed off that I wasted my time. It sealed my Brittany hate. Everything about this sucked. Everything! Any good will I had leftover from CLUELESS for the blonde preying mantis quickly evaporated. And she equally sucked in SIN CITY, but at least she took up less space.

MISS CONGENIALITY 2 was terrible as well. I can't believe Sandra Bullock agreed to do it. Did anyone even read the script before approving it? There was nothing at all redeeming about it. Even the jokes were recycled from the first movie. And I guess they couldn't get Benjamin Bratt, but did they have to make a stupid phone breakup a major feature of the movie? LAME!

[tinyshoes]

Ashley Judd, your thread is here.

[speciousreasoning]

Pulp Fiction - I don't care about the whole raving everyone does and so called wonderfulness of this movie. I fell asleep during it TWICE!! Massively massively suck-fest. (never ever did see the ending and don't care too either)
Oceans Twelve - If I ever meet George Clooney again, I will demand my money back. I loved Oceans Eleven, I wanted to marry Oceans Eleven and have its pretty children. Oceans Twelve made me want to gouge my eyes out. I actually said out loud (in a packed theater), "Oh come on!!" during icky French guy's dance through the lasers.
Yeah Forrest Gump sucked too. And let's not forget Monster's Ball. I had no idea they gave out Oscars for nakedness and havin sex with greasy rednecks.

[spinsterliz]

Recycling jokes is such a sign of desperation. Witness "Charlie's Angels 2" one of the worst movies around. As if having no plot wasn't bad enough. As if Demi Moore and her 400,000$ plastic body sashaying around like a moron wasn't bad enough either. They had to go and use the "I love tickets!" line from the first one, just stuck in there like a sore thumb, because the screenplay was so bad they resorted to stealing from the original, which was also nothing to write home about. I really loathe Drew Barrymore and Cam Diaz. (I don't loathe Lucy Liu, but that's only because she's too boring to really notice.)

In other news: saw "Catwoman" today. Very bad, but not as bad as I expected. Nevertheless, I'll stick it in here, because if I hadn't been expecting the worst trainwreck since "Waterworld," I would have been struck dumb by it's stupidity.

[kharma]

I'm surprised no one has mentioned "Taxi." They were playing it on the airplane on the way home from a vacation. I thought it couldn't be that bad and it was free, so what the hell? It was BAD...I should have read instead.

[huntergrayson]

Ashley Judd, your thread is here.

My mother dubbed Double Jeopardy "swiss cheese."

I took a class on Alfred, so I'm putting two down for Worst Hitchcock Movie ever: I Confess and The Wrong Man. Both have good performances from the leads (Montgomery Clift and Henry Fonda) but are so unbelievably bleak and depressing, which is rare for a Hitchcock film. They are also light on plot, so they are very monotonous.

Oh and Cheaper by the Dozen. Thanks for ruining Christmas, Hilary Duff.

[preach2thechoir]

Eyes Wide Shut deserves the suckiest movie that ever sucked award. Not only was the entire storyline dumber than hell Nicole and Tom sucked major ass all the way through. No chemistry what so ever.

[vegasusa555]

I watched High Tension this weekend and it is the dumbest fucking movie ever! It was sooo good until the last ten minutes! The ending is such a fucking cop out! I'm still pissed about this fucking movie and I watched two days ago. Please don't waste your money.

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vegas, I was intrigued by the trailers to that movie and I went online and read some spoilers and the spoilers made me want to claw my own brain out and scrub it free of the stupid. Most of the user reviews said the same thing as you.

I also rented Oceans 12 over the weekend and wish I had read this thread first. So stupid. They just started making stuff up at the end. Made no sense at all.

[vegasusa555]

vegas, I was intrigued by the trailers to that movie and I went online and read some spoilers and the spoilers made me want to claw my own brain out and scrub it free of the stupid. Most of the user reviews said the same thing as you.

I should have done the same as you Jensational and saved my time! I only spent two dollars on it because I bought a bootleg DVD, and I still want my money back!!!!