Worst. Movie. Ever.

[rosetta]

AI: Artifical Intelligence:-man. I saw this movie in the theater and the entire crowd was just dying. It felt like the longest movie on earth. When it finally got to the part where the aliens arrived, my friend just burst out with a "Oh, my god! Give me a break!" to which everyone burst out laughing. That little robot kid was so creepy, annoying and not endearing and I couldn't stand any of it.

Remember the Titans: It's. a. freaking. Sport.

The Dead Poet's Society: I didn't get any of the intended meaning out of this film at all. I think I was supposed to feel all meaningful and touched when it was finished, but the screenplay was so incredibly lacking that it was impossible. I didn't see any incredibly awesome qualities in Williams' character at all. I mean, if you want me to stand on a desk and call you My Captain, you're going to have to do a bit more than whisper trite latin phrases in my ear and rip out obviously narrow-minded poetry textbook pages. I didn't care for any of the main characters except for that guy who called himself Nwanda. He was the only redeeming point.

[electricmayhem]

Rosetta, ITA on Dead Poets' Society. I watched that in English class, and everyone thought I was crazy when I laughed my ass off at the ending. It would've made a lot more sense if the characters were actually characters...

[Smilla]

Remember the Titans: It's. a. freaking. Sport.

This is how I feel about virtually every sports movie ever made. Oh, and on that note, I have a new submission for this thread: Blue Chips. It really is disgusting that there had to be an age in which I would have to see a movie poster advertising something with both Nolte and Shaq in it. Because...ick.

[marywebgirl]

I'd say any movie with both of the names Bruckheimer and Cage in the credits. What's even worse is that my husband is rather fond of them.

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bakaney said:

Now and forever, The Life Of David Gale, you will be my Worst. Movie. Ever.

I have to second that. One night I was wide awake at 3 in the morning not feeling well and The Life of David Gale has just started on some cable station. I didn't know what to be more pissed about -- that I was awake at 3 in the morning or that I was witnessing the greatest waste of celluloid ever created.

And as a vegetarian, I take offense to the amount of ham I was forced to eat watching that movie. And yeah, I'm looking at YOU Kevin Spacey! Be gone!

[jadefox]

My submission for this thread is: Juice. Wretched early '90s movie with Wesley Snipes, promoting some of the worst stereotypes about African-American men raised and living in urban areas I've ever seen. To be fair, Snipes doesn't do a terrible job in it, but...I'm surprised it didn't get justifiably crucified as outright racist in its day, or now.

Really? Not to be an insufferable know it all...but are you sure you aren't talking about New Jack City? Because I've seen Juice (a pretty underrated movie, imo) manymanymany times and Wesley ain't in it. Which is a good thing, because he infuriates me.

[hasbro]

I Am Sam manipulative, oscar beg with sledge hammer symbolism and product placement to a distracting degree. The joke I made was, "They opened a Starbuck's in the movie."

Child services doesn't pick up on Sam for 7 years where he somehow manages to pay his bills and taxes during that time. Gets arrested when it's obvious he's retarded. All the courtroom scenes look like they're holding the trial in a public pool. And knowing they filmed a love scene is disturbing in its own right.

Watched this during a drinking game and all I remember is lots of screaming at the screen.

[Auroranorth]

The worst movie ever was Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever, hands down. The movie had no plot, nearly no dialogue, just car chases and things exploding and not in a good way either.

I saw part of this several weeks ago, and was mesmerised by how bad it was. I was left wondering, "Is this what being married to Melanie Griffith does to you? And if so, WHAT is Lucy Liu's excuse?

But I whole-heartedly agree with the poster above about 'Attack of the Clones' - my god, where to start? The hideous, HIDEOUS costumes, the phoning-it-in performances, the laughable script, the highly questionable movie morals (stalk her and she'll fall for you eventually). And the sad thing is, I will go and see the third one.

I won't. Pay money for this? No. HELL no.

The other is Simply Irrestible starring Sarah Michelle Gellar. This was so bad, I think I've blocked most of it out. I just remember that there was a crab and it sucked.

Not a great movie, but inoffensive. Certainly there are worse ones. (Yes, that is damning with faint praise, as in, "Well, my eyeballs didn't bleed."

Top Gun. Loved the music, wanted to brain Maverick. Yes, let's be an obnoxious showoff and nearly get our colleagues killed. While I know he's supposed to grow up at the end, I still loathe him.

[wolversyr]

In the lexicon of bad Stephen King movies - I think Dreamcatcher was so astoundingly, throughly, and 100% totally awful that I wanted to vomit up a rock afterwards.

Aliens coming out of the butt, I mean come on....

Although the scene of all the animals leaving the woods was really cool.

My 2nd choice - Day After Tomorrow - CGI wolves, insta-freeze cold blasts, payphone working underwater ...need I say more?

[rattlerbrat]

jadefox said:

Really? Not to be an insufferable know it all...but are you sure you aren't talking about New Jack City? Because I've seen Juice (a pretty underrated movie, imo) manymanymany times and Wesley ain't in it. Which is a good thing, because he infuriates me.

I thnk they BOTH suck, in an "I own them and watch them all the time for the quoting value" kind of way now. I got the juice now!

I'm submitting Supernova. Jee...zus...crap.