Worst Films of the Decade

[yournamehere]

It's 11 pages and I haven't clicked through them all to check.

But Speed Racer. AAAAAAAAAAAARGH! I was stuck on a plane with this movie playing right in front of me.

I didn't recover from the near-seizures it gave me for a few hours afterward. Which is not to say it would have been a good movie otherwise. Oh no. Just awful.

[bklynred]

Ahhhhh, Speed Racer! I actually feared for myself and a potential migraine and had to shut this off about 15 minutes through. It was so bad it made me believe the conspiracy about The Matrix idea being stolen by the Wachowskis. Because who could make a follow-up movie that was that bad?

[Shalamar]

Lady in the Water was worse than The Village IMO both were bad but I could at least sit through The Village, I've never been able to sit through Lady in the Water.

I DID sit through LitW, but only because I was sitting there, mouth agape, wondering if it could get any worse. And it did. Lordy.

The only good thing about the movie was the tell-all book that came out about it ("The Man Who Heard Voices"). It was fascinating to see how a not-terrible idea could go so terribly wrong.

[Deleted]

I haven't seen The Village or Lady in the Water, but I did see The Happening. I plead temporary insanity to that one because it was soooooo bad. I'm not hard to please as far as movies go, but it couldn't even meet my low standards. The one good thing is it confirmed for me that Zooey Deschanel cannot act. At all.

[Hamatron]

Yeah, it's an awful movie, but Speed Racer is awesome if you are the kind of drunk that likes sparkly things. Like many movies that look pretty, teh dumb is strong with the plot.

[prada]

Twilight and New Moon... Just UGH!

[bklynred]

I do believe this thread was made with clunkers like those in mind.

[azaleaqueen]

Okay, call me a weirdo, but I liked The Village.

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Feb 4, 2010 10:57:13 GMT -4 azaleaqueen said:

Okay, call me a weirdo, but I liked The Village.

Weirdo. JK. I liked the Village too. I also liked The Happening so I may just be more of a weirdo than you are!

[yournamehere]

Feb 4, 2010 1:08:47 GMT -4 prada said:

Twilight and New Moon... Just UGH!

I can't go that far. Worst? I mean, I haven't heard the Rifftrax for New Moon, but the little I've heard of the Twilight Riff goes a long way to making up for the suck.