Worst of the Worst Christmas Song

[LAX]

I think all the songs on this could be vastly improved if they let the Jingle Cats sing them.

[dwanollah]

One of my friends posted this re: The Christmas Shoooz on my FB comments, and seriously, this is what pisses me off about the stupid song so much:

"Saw thirty seconds of this and might be able to stop vomiting sometime this hour. At the risk of deconstructing too much, am I to understand that what American women want, even on their deathbeds, even more than, say, a bone marrow transplant or better health insurance, is, still, shoes?"

[SweetOblivion]

Dec 12, 2010 11:46:33 GMT -4 @dwanollah said:

At the risk of deconstructing too much, am I to understand that what American women want, even on their deathbeds, even more than, say, a bone marrow transplant or better health insurance, is, still, shoes?"

*slow clap*

[chiqui]

For me, worst is "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus." Why remind a child of any time s/he saw parents kissing...or worse? Also, in the modern age, it's too heternormic.

There's a spoof of it called "I saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus" where things start with the kiss, and proceeds to... more.

Nevertheless, I hate that version too.

I had a hard time picking my most hated song, but in the end I went with "Last Christmas" because a) I've heard it so much this year and am sick of it, plus b) It's too damn depressing. Christmas songs are supposed to be happy, or solemn if seriousness is called for, not whiny.