cancan
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Apr 21, 2006 13:01:02 GMT -4
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Post by cancan on Aug 7, 2022 12:45:22 GMT -4
I've never thought he is cute, but he looks terrible in those photos. Yeah, neither looks their best. They definitely look like parents of a newborn. |
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Post by laurenj on Aug 8, 2022 14:12:48 GMT -4
I've never thought he is cute, but he looks terrible in those photos. He really does, his skin looks absolutely ravaged. And his shirt looks like that "when your v-neck becomes a u-neck" a commercial, lol. Also, who writes this shit? Does Olivia's camp write up the descriptions when they call the paps or what? Why are they describing these two nondescript outfits with the breathless detail of a Met gala ensemble? |
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Post by Ginger on Aug 8, 2022 14:17:01 GMT -4
IMO he looks bad because of the extra weight he's carrying. And it does emphasize the feminine hips he once referred to in his standup. Sorry, I know it's verboten to say such things, but it's the truth.
But better to be carrying a few extra pounds than to be "cocaine skinny" as he referred to it.
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Post by Beyle on Aug 9, 2022 14:39:18 GMT -4
He really does, his skin looks absolutely ravaged. And his shirt looks like that "when your v-neck becomes a u-neck" a commercial, lol. Most apt description, ever. 🤣 I get that they're new parents, but yikes on his end. Olivia looks fine. |
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Post by famvir on Aug 9, 2022 20:02:37 GMT -4
But I'm thinking, what was she thinking?
"I got this cool bra. I'll button the bottom two buttons on John's shirt, leave the top three open. Then I'll tuck the left shirt tail in the front of my pants. There. Perfect! I've exposed my entire right breast, but it looks caz.... Baby daddy looks like he just rolled out of bed, and I look like I'm still in bed. Time for a pap walk!"
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ahah
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May 18, 2021 10:34:59 GMT -4
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Post by ahah on Aug 10, 2022 7:22:55 GMT -4
I think she's thinking it makes them look like devoted and doting parents. It pushes the image that they are worn out from taking care of their baby - not pushing it off to a nanny while they continue doing beautiful and glamorous things. The part she miscalculated is that the baby is nowhere around in those pictures ... is he with a nanny?
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Post by famvir on Aug 10, 2022 11:08:13 GMT -4
I had two toddlers and a newborn, no nanny and I suspect (with New York prices) a bigger home to maintain. I still managed to look more put together when I went outside just to pull weeds.
So yeah, if this was a fashion choice, it's a miss.
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Post by laurenj on Aug 10, 2022 11:34:52 GMT -4
IMO he looks bad because of the extra weight he's carrying. And it does emphasize the feminine hips he once referred to in his standup. Sorry, I know it's verboten to say such things, but it's the truth. But better to be carrying a few extra pounds than to be "cocaine skinny" as he referred to it. Unfortunately for him, "cocaine skinny" really fit best with his overall look. When I imagine him in his most successful specials, I see that tall, rail-thin, 1940s announcer-voiced guy and it all fits together. Of course, at the time, I'd just assumed he was one of those fast metabolism guys who are naturally skinny, I totally believed he was sober, but it seems like he probably wasn't through most of those successful moments. He also walks like a duck-footed doofus, which again, kinda fit with his whole vibe when he was skinny and dressed in a suit, but the weight gain and the schlubby clothes accentuate the weird walk. |
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cremetangerine82
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“These are the times that try men's souls.” - Thomas Paine
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Nov 29, 2021 1:38:37 GMT -4
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Post by cremetangerine82 on Aug 11, 2022 3:31:01 GMT -4
The "extra few pounds" look is an encouraging physical sign he may be sober...or coke bloat with a five o'clock shadow. I'm hoping its the former.
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Post by tiggertoo on Jun 8, 2023 10:29:29 GMT -4
This is sad. Petunia the dog has died. Mulaney’s ex, Anne Marie Tendler, wrote an essay about how Petunia saved her life, when she had no reason to live. It’s in an Elle essayI related to this. Not as bad as Tendler, but my dog got me through the death of my father. He was my only reason to continue for a while. |
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