Martha Stewart

[oxygen1234]

I don't know what it is, but she looks strange on the cover of Martha Stewart Living. I think it's the September issue. Her face looks very airbrushed and her legs somehow look narrower. It's so bad my 18-year-old brother thought she looked strange.

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This woman is just a nasty vile human being. She was kicked out of Westport CT because she was such a mean-spirited nasty neighbor. The whole town loathed her. A school bus full of kids broke down in front of her property. They rang on her doorbell to ask for help and she basically screamed obscenities at them telling them all to get off her property. I'm just baffled at how such a nasty person consistently gets rewarded for her crappy attitude.

[Mutagen]

kateln said:

My deep dark secret? I love Martha. She's insane (she showed how to hang a clothesline on a show I saw today), she's a bitch, but I love her. I have no idea why. She just amuses me.

Me three. I wouldn't want to get within 500 feet of her, but her total and utter bitchitude amuses me endlessly. I guess it just appeals to my sick, misanthropic sense of humour that Miss Homemaker not only wouldn't hesitate to rip your balls off, she'd probably relish the opportunity.

[Hamatron]

Me four on the love. They used to show her show at 2:00 am daily out where I live until she went to jail.

I used to love coming home tipsy from partying on the weekends and watching this stone cold b*tch tell me how to make pretentious soup and whatnot. It's the perfect nightcap! I never tried a damn thing I saw on the show though. I'll take her over some of the super-dumb super-nice home living show personalities out there, though I don't want to see her try to be more human, which I fear some of her future projects might try to do. She gives off too much of a Disney villain vibe.

[darlinglilly]

I love her! She has a kids magazine out now. So Cute. We're making alien cupcakes for my son's birthday. She and/or her staff have some really original ideas. Luv her.

[dwanollah]

She gives off too much of a Disney villain vibe.

And that, my friends, explains my Mrrtha Stwrrt Love!

[soccer mom]

Oh, add me to the Martha Bitchy love. Love her shows, she's so soothing to watch, but when the trance is over, I feel manipulated.

[polygal]

I think I love Martha because she is an anal-retentive beast. When I grow up, I want to be her.

My mom subscribes to her magazine, and I love looking through it. There are very few things that I could actually do, but it all looks so beautiful.

[Wol]

I snark on a lot of celebs, but for a select few I reserve the true hatred. Like Jacko. And ole Martha here. I was thrilled she went to jail cause she's such a smug, holier-than-thou bitch. Does she really think I need her to teach me how to candy violets? Of all the skills I need to acquire in this lifetime, that ain't one of them.

My fave Martha story takes place in a little store in the Hamptons. Martha demands to use the store's telephone behind the counter. Store owner says no one but staff use the phone and there's a nice payphone right outside. Martha starts screaming she doesn't use payphones and don't they know who she is? Man on line behind Martha says the payphone is good enough for everyone else it should be good enough for her. Martha asks him "Who the f**k are you?" Man replies: "David Rockefeller."

[groovethang]

My fave Martha story takes place in a little store in the Hamptons. Martha demands to use the store's telephone behind the counter. Store owner says no one but staff use the phone and there's a nice payphone right outside. Martha starts screaming she doesn't use payphones and don't they know who she is? Man on line behind Martha says the payphone is good enough for everyone else it should be good enough for her. Martha asks him "Who the f**k are you?" Man replies: "David Rockefeller."

I loved this story so I was telling my co-worker who met Martha Stewart recently. When I was finished, she said "I've heard that story, but I heard it was at a bagel store in Maine." So, I went to snopes.com and looked it up. Supposedly, not true, but a great story anyway.