Anne Heche

[Auroranorth]

Charming. Someday her child is going to see this.

[angelaudie]

Aug 27, 2009 14:03:12 GMT -4 Auroranorth said:

Charming. Someday her child is going to see this.

Sadly, I don't think she cares if he sees it. I get the impression she prefers the child she had with her boyfriend since the boyfriend was "more worthy" of a child than her ex. She hates her ex so she hates her son with him. It's pathetic really.

[susyhomewrecker]

Isn't she engaged to her latest baby-daddy? If she's so disgusted with the institution of marriage, why would she say yes to Tupper when he asked her to marry him? If he's so deserving of a baby and all that BS she was spouting, why wouldn't he make a decent husband?

I'm not convinced she's as off-the-wall crazy as she's made out to be, I just think she's a nasty piece of shit.

[margojata]

I think her worst fault is naming her children! Homer and Atlas? She rambled some bullshit about how she was going to get crap for the names anyway, so she went with the crazy. Um, Anne - it's your children who will pay for the freaky names, not you.

[lila]

Holy cow. That was appalling. Sort of refreshingly different though.

I am ashamed that she was my favorite Vicky/Marley on AW.

[groovethang]

She really is nasty business. She also thinks she's hilarious with her little soccer and white shorts routine. What an asshole.

[hikertrash]

Wow, she is just dreadful. Going on about the coaching thing was painful to watch. The guy probably just wants get involved with his son's life, and coaching a sport seems like, you know, a pretty decent way of doing that. Then she goes on to actually belittle the 7-year olds who play the sport? Jeez, Anne, 7-year olds aren't elite athletes, and mostly just want to have fun kicking a ball around and hanging with their friends. What a harpy.

[Deleted]

She's a hateful raging bitch. I feel bad for her kids.

[kostgard]

I hadn't paid attention to her for years, but I remember when she stomped all over Steve Martin's heart, then did her "I'm Celistia from Planet Loco.... mind if I crash at your pad random stranger?" schtick before proceeding to stomp all over Ellen DeGeneres' heart. (Though Ellen at least seemed to bounce back from it fairly well)

Man, she sucks. I used to feel a little bit sorry for her because Heather Graham's character in Bowfinger was so clearly based on her (willing to sleep with whomever could boost her career - even if it means switching to ladies) and I thought it was a bit of sour grapes on Steve Martin's part (but I didn't hate him for it because the movie was funny, Eddie Murphy didn't suck in it, and he did rip on Scientology as well) but now I kinda feel like she's just nasty and probably deserves it a bit.

I've never been quite sure how I feel about the Celestia business. She always seemed a little too eager to talk about it. I know if the cheese slid off my cracker and I ran around the countryside thinking I was an alien I would be a bit embarrassed about it, but she willingly talks about it, even her crazy made-up Celestia language. I can't decide if she talks about it because she loves the attention it gave her, or if she's too nutty to realize she should be embarrassed.

[GossipGirl]

Sort of refreshingly different though.

It is different. Instead of faking the funk she's being real. She hates her ex. I can't get all clutch pearls about that. Also, about her using Ellen I would say maybe, but Ellen hasn't treated all her girlfriends so hot. I seem to remember her kicking out one girlfriend to move Portia in.