Stars I Hate

[valueofaloonie]

As I recall, this was a mildly unpopular opionion on The Other Site, but I'll come out and say it here.

I hate Kirsten Dunst.

[Benni]

Thank You. I hate her too. Ever since I saw her on Dave (My embarrassing celebrity crush) complaining that while filming part of a movie she had to stay for a couple of nights in a Travel Lodge type hotel place like where business men would stay. (her words) POOR BABY!!!
Actually she was supposed to be promoting this movie. It was the one with Julia Roberts who was the teacher and Kirsten was a student. All she did was complain about the weather and the food in Britain where they were filming. She came off as a spoiled brat. In my opinion.

[colette]

I hate James Spader. His mere image on my television can send me into a screaming foaming rage. At least I'm single so I can scream and foam and rage in peace.

I'm glad he's gotten fat. It fits his smugness.

The fact that he is on Boston Legal annoys me to no end because it keeps me from tuning in for glimpses of Mark Valley's loveliness.

Oh, and James, Michael Shanks is five times the Dr. Jackson you ever were.

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Liv Tyler. There's no explanation, I just hate her. I really, really hate her.

[dwanollah]

I know I should prolly feel sorry for their spindly asses, but I HATE the Olsen Twins. Freakin' Monchichis.

[vacationland]

I have hated Doris Roberts since the moment I first clapped eyes on her, back when she was the annoying mom on the '70s sitcom Angie. Her hoarse, annoyed, bellowing monotone of a voice, her less-than-lovely countenance with its perma-bitchface, the harpies and harridans she always plays...I don't know what it is, but she tripped my Hate-o-Meter when I was a mere teen and she's still tripping it in my forties. It's a purely visceral reaction...haaaaaaaate.

Still, I should probably be thankful that my hate for her ensured that I never, ever had to sit through an episode of Everybody Loves Raymond. Small favors, eh?

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I hate Mischa Barton. Can't act and acts like she was the ultimate Oscar-winner actress.

I hate Anna Friel, too. Just cannot see her, even in pictures.

[kafka]

Boy, this will be a long list!

Alyssa Milano. I could give you a list of reasons but you would probably have grandchildren before I got to the end. Let's just settle for Slut, cheap, and thinks the world revolves around her incredible gorgeousness. ::koff:::

Paris Hilton. See reasons given above.

Julia Roberts. Bad actress, thinks she's God's gift to humanity, horse teeth, manipulative sneaky wench who pretends to be so nice.

Marie-Chantal, Alex and Alex --- Okay, so they're not really stars but they're annoying idiots. Spoilt, selfish, arrogant, I'm-so-special poser idiots too, if I might add.

Ashton Kutcher - Stupid, crass moron. [Toss in here all the other similar juvenile delinquents whom people think are "sO KeWl." Ugh.

J. Lo --- words fail me.

Ben Affleck --- you're a moron and I'd like to rip that toupee off your skull as you continue to give your stupid vacuous, aimless grin.

Bill RanCID -- Winner of the first Apprentice - Dude, you're nothing special. In fact, you're sneaky and your big, capped teeth annoy the S*** out of me, especially when you have that constant smirky grin which looks like the grill of a car.

I could go on but the irritation factor is too high right now and I need to stick my head in the freezer to think straight again.

[novemberrain]

I hate Natalie Portman. The only movie I've seen her in is Beautiful Girls and she was actually pretty tolerable in that. I've seen glimpses of other movies she's been in and she's so wooden! And it disgusts me that she's being called the next Audrey Hepburn.

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I hate:

Renee Zellwegger -- ugh, the squint face, the stick body, the pasty skin, the phoney baloney voice...I can't stand her.

Julia Roberts -- what bugs the most about her is that she thinks she is so funny and entertaining. Once she made a comment to Letterman along the lines of "we make a great comedy team" and I just about fell out. Putting yourself in the same league as Dave? Bitch, please.

Oprah -- hate the way her audience hangs on every self-indulgent word. Another one who thinks she is hilariously funny when she's really just mildly amusing (at most). Hate the way she will berate anyone in the audience who dares to disagree with her opinion. I saw her rip some poor woman apart just because she disagreed about one of Oprah's book choices. Oh, and the book choices? Suck.

Katie Couric -- in love with herself. Look, I'm a cabaret singer! Look, I'm hosting Jay Leno! Look how buff and blonde I am! I'm HOT!

I'd say I hate Helen Hunt but she has pretty much dropped out of sight.