Stars I Hate

[woopdedoo]

Julia Roberts. Everything is about HER. Denzel won for Best Actor, and she says, "I love my life" and didn't even get booed off the stage for being an egomaniacal, stingy shrew for squeezing herself into his moment. Among other things...

Renee Z and her bitchface. What is up with that? Is it because she had to sleep with that pasty white freakazoid?

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And didn't Ghoulia plant a big smacker on (Clint Eastwood?) when she was presenting at the last Snoozers...I mean, Oscars? When the camera cut back she was wiping off lipstick, or herpes ointment, ensuring that someone else's time in the spotlight would be All About Julia.

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Duke said:

And didn't Ghoulia plant a big smacker on (Clint Eastwood?) when she was presenting at the last Snoozers...I mean, Oscars? When the camera cut back she was wiping off lipstick, or herpes ointment, ensuring that someone else's time in the spotlight would be All About Julia.

I think she was wiping off his wife's lipstick, but the "Happy Birthday Marva" thing? Yeah, the Oscars are your own personal platform, Julia. Why don't you go ahead and mention the sun that only shines for you as well? Hate.

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I hate all Simpsons (Ass, Sucka, etc). And all Scientologists.

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The following day, The Daily Show was commenting on Julia's speech and Jon said, "Unfortunately, Julia forgot to thank the Sun that shines only for her." So true.

I love John Stewart. And I hate Julia Roberts.

[queequeg]

Selma Blair - I don't even know why. I just do.

Me too and I have absolutely no idea why either.

And, The Dude, I also hate Robert Altman. It's mostly because of a story I heard about him (on FT I think). Apparently, when Louise Fletcher won the best actress Oscar for One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, during her acceptance speech she was signing to her deaf parents and Robert Altman was sitting in the front row making nonsensical signs back at her. Asshat.

[chiqui]

Here are my choices.

Kelly Ripa -- Stupid blonde... thing. Insignificant, non-entertaining, pea-brained, painful to watch.

Johnny Depp -- Uber-pretentious. Looks like any average guy could beat him up in a bar fight.

Reese Witherspoon -- I hate EVERYTHING about her. Her stupid name, which is the kind yuppy parents give female children to make them seem as MBA-ish upscale as male children. Her lantern jaw, her flat profile, her broad chin with its stupid little point. Her teeth. My God, her little wide-spaced chicklet TEETH. They worked in Pleasantville, which was set in the 1950s before good orthodontics (where they were set off by the deep red lipstick) but nowhere else. Her pretentiousness 'Southerness.' Her self-absorption. Her bagging of the beautiful but vapid Ryan Phillippe. Lastly, the movie roles she chooses, all flowzy stupid-seeming but really-wise blondes. Die, Reese, die.

[johnboysmole]

Star Jones - Horrible, ignorant, famewhoreish, idiotic, childish shrew.

Robin Williams - "look at me! look at me" Go Away!

Penn Gillette - Ruined a whole episode of Celebrity Poker Showdown for me with his obnoxious ways.

Patricia Heaton - Shrill, annoying commercial spokesperson, yeah we get it, you're a mother, shutup about your kids and plastic surgery. I was forced to watch Everybody Loves Raymond on a flight and for that, I will never stop hating. Her character is the WORST!

Jay Leno - Dude, you used to be funny! Pull your head out of your ass and switch off the autopilot!

I see a lot of hate for Oprah. I don't necessarily like her, but I DESPISE her audience with every fiber of my being! Straighten your sweater-sets, get back into your minivan and go to your ungrateful families!

[jennipoo]

Quote:Selma Blair - I don't even know why. I just do.

Me too and I have absolutely no idea why either.

For me, I think it has something to do with the roles she's played. She's so so annoying to me on film (The Sweetest Thing and Legally Blonde.

I also hate Gillian Anderson. Ugly and bad coloring.

[sexlexia]

Calista Flockhart

Man, I cannot stand this child-woman and I'm thankful on a daily basis that she has mostly removed her boney ass from the spotlight of Hollywood. I never really gave her too much thought since I did not watch Ally McBeal but ambivalence quickly turned to loathing when I tried to enjoy A Midsummer Night's Dream co-starring the skeletal CF. I thought she was going to hyperventilate trying to get beautiful lines of Shakespeare out of that craggy carcass. I'm sure they kept the smelling salts handy since she was gasping for breath after every.single.line. How is she an award winning stage actor again? Haaaate.