Stars I Hate

[ftangie]

Paris Hilton- But the hate is being reduced by the fact that her 15 mins is almost up.

Mischa Barton - I don't really know why but this chick really annoys me

Christina Aguillera - Fugly looking skanky ho. But at least she can sing.

[tinyshoes]

Ashton Kutcher-- obnoxious, ubiquitious, etc.

Ashley Judd-- See her thread; I could like her in a campy sort of way if she was batshit crazy like her mother, but she's way too blah for that. I say "blah," because my vocabulary isn't working right now.

Josh Harnett-- Why was he considered heartthrob material a few years back? He always looks like he's about to cry, and it makes me want to punch him in the forehead (that'll give him something to cry about). I have no patience for candy-ass men.

Can I include Heidi Klum's smile? She's lovely, and I'm sure she's a nice person, but who smiles with their teeth far apart like that? It's not a smile, it's a rictus.

[underjoyed]

Can I include Heidi Klum's smile? She's lovely, and I'm sure she's a nice person, but who smiles with their teeth far apart like that? It's not a smile, it's a rictus.

No need to 'splain yourself. Some celebrities are clearly annoying while others, nice or not (and I'm guessing often not) just tapdance on your very last nerve for no logical reason. I usually find that those are the ones that I used to kind of like, but who then became totally unbearable for one reason or another [*cough*Madonna*cough*]. Somehow it's worse when they seem to have made some sort of deliberate choice to be excruciating.

[ownlife]

I have no patience for candy-ass men.

Hee, tinyshoes! This quote should be on a tee shirt.

ITA with the Ashley Judd hate. One of the articles linked to in her thread contains her Africa Diary. I was verklempt, and not in a good way, when I read that piece of crap. Bitch.

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Here's one from out of left field: Sally Struthers. Those "Save the Children" ads? I have nothing against saving the children, but the way she over-emoted in those commercials. "Would you help a child today, please?" in this choked up voice bordering on a sob. Then there was one where she points out a disadvantaged little girl and says, "Today it's her birthday. Yeah, happy birthday!" in this over-the-top bitter voice.

What made me think of this is a commercial for some sort of soft-drink that spoofs the old Sally Struthers ads. The super-model type at the end of it is suddenly in close-up with a tear trickling down one cheek and she says in that exact same choked up voice, "Would you please drink (whatever the beverage is) today? Please?"

It doesn't say much for me that I hate Sally Struthers for her Save the Children ads, but anyone who ever saw them surely must know where I'm coming from. Don't you? (Choked up voice.)

[famvir]

I just loved the way she sobbed and bitterly said "yeah....happy birthday" whilst wearing tight black tights, highhealed alligater cowboy boots, line backer shouldered gold jacket, and big ratted hair.

I'm sure she was REALLY upset about getting mud on those $3,000 boots.

[angel17987]

I hate Oprah too, she's so smug and overhyped and I'm so sick of hearing about all the wonderful stuff she does. She's just a famewhore plain and simple.

Sean Connery, because a long time ago he made a comment that "sometimes a woman needs to be hit" or some shit like that.

Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey. Overexposed nitwits.

My ultimate hate: Jane Fonda. HAAATE!! with the passion of a thousand of suns. She's a hypocritical, smug, wishy washy liar. I hate her for her Vietnam antics, for making those excersise videos promoting being fit when she was bulemic the whole time, and I hate how lately she's all over my tv screen whining about how misunderstood she is and talking about her bad marriages. Go away Jane!

Honorable mentions go to Naomi Cambell, Paris Hilton, and Justin Timberlake.

[january]

I hate Oprah too, she's so smug and overhyped and I'm so sick of hearing about all the wonderful stuff she does. She's just a famewhore plain and simple.

I hate the hysteria that surrounds Oprah. I hate how people will run out and buy whatever she talks about on her show, no matter what it is. The Christmas before last, I was working at Bath&Body Works and she mentioned our brand of pumpkin face scrub on her show, and immediately the product sold out in all the local stores. And I'm serious, at least ten people an hour came in asking for it, and when we told them we didn't have anymore, a lot of them got pissed off. At me. So thanks, Oprah. You really made my Christmas season that much more merry.

....okay, rant over.

"Today it's her birthday. Yeah, happy birthday!" in this over-the-top bitter voice.

Hee! That's too funny.

[tunia2]

Throw Conan O'Brien on the fire for me, and while you're at it, also:

Fran Dresher, Jim Carrey, Rosie O'Donnell

and all of the other hyenas that try to be so f'n funny and just don't make it.

[whistletops]

January said:

I hate the hysteria that surrounds Oprah. I hate how people will run out and buy whatever she talks about on her show, no matter what it is.

I don't watch her show, but I've read enough of her magazines to know that a regular feature is "Things I Love" or some crap like that, and it's just a two-to-three page spread of material things (usually well out of any normal person's price range, or just overpriced....really? $55 for a white baby doll tee that's the softest thing EVER?! Please, let me buy one for me and six of my closest friends/assistants, just like you, Oprah!).

And I've got to wonder if she's been given that merchandise for free, in the hopes that she'll pimp it on her show and in her magazine.