The Works of Stephenie Meyer

[bitca]

I think our half assed collaboration will be better than anything SMeyer will write. Seriously.

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Apr 11, 2009 20:41:14 GMT -4 @huntergrayson said:

"You're an incredibly fast swimmer and reek of fish! I know what you are..."

"SAY IT!"

"Mermaid"

"MerMAN, Bella! MerMAN!"

Too awesome

[Malle Babbe]

You forgot mermaid water polo...

[Deleted]

You guys are hilarious! So far I'm totally getting behind our predictions:

- merman/human girl romance
- merpeople who glow in the dark
- time travel and the ability to swtich from fishtails to legs

I do wonder about merpenis though. Would they tuck away and look like dolphin ones or like human ones with scales (ouch!)?

[ovrdedge]

"I can read every mind in this ocean apart from yours. There's...Plankton. Bait. Plankton. Bait. Nemo. And then you, nothing. That's very frustrating."

[huntergrayson]

"god, I'm so clumsy and socially awkward, I always feel like a fish out of water!"

[dwanollah]

Apr 12, 2009 21:26:28 GMT -4 @huntergrayson said:

"god, I'm so clumsy and socially awkward, I always feel like a fish out of water!"

Aaaand that clinched it... refried beans snarfed up the sinus cavity. Thank you, you guyses. Deeply.

[bitca]

I'm going to copyright my glow-in-the-dark mermaid idea, 'cause you know that bitch would steal it.

[huntergrayson]

The amazing thing is I haven't even read these damn books or seen the movie but feel like I could snark endlessly thanks to you guys. And WORD, whatever we come up will be better than SM - the excerpts I've read are baaaaad.

[bitca]

Like I said before. Just Wiki them. You won't miss a thing.