The Works of Stephenie Meyer

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I'm gonna go with sparkly poop. Because that's disgusting, but cool. And fucking hilarious, to my third-grade sense of humor.


ETA: I'm almost done with Eclipse. I just ordered Breaking Dawn. I'm ALMOST done with this craptastic series!!!

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I am so embarassed for this chick

[Maddiemoo]

This was my exact thought while watching the first 20 seconds of that video:

"Hmm...okay, it's a kinda porny-sounding song set to some screensaver graphics. That's kinda awkward, but not that ba---oh. Oh my."

[bitca]

Leave it to you guys to show me the most hilarious thing I've seen in days.

[mariposalabrown]

Oh Jesus, she's so serious about it.

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That's not the only one, sadly:

My Vampire

New Moon (Hurts the Most) (This one is really, REALLY bad. Someone at the sf_drama community used the phrase "secondhand embarassment." Totally fits this one)

[BinkyBetsy]

How old is this chick? Throughout the first video, I kept thinking, "I hope she's in her early teens, because then she has a chance to mature out of it." But in the info panel for the second one, she says she was pregnant when she did these. Okay, I've heard of Twimoms, but I didn't know they were "en retard" to this extent.

[oxygen1234]

Oh dear. Comments have been disabled for her video.

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She's TWENTY-FOUR. Which is too old to be doing this by like, a decade. She's almost Cyberweirdo material. I looked at her YouTube homepage and she claims to have written "over 18 books" since the age of 20. (Which...what's with the phrasing? Does that mean nineteen? Twenty-five? Eighteen and three-quarters?)

I am very proud of my work... many believe being a mother of 3 and a wife of almost 7 years that you arent able to continue the activities you love.
There are so many hard working mothers in this world..

Which I'm guessing translates to, "doesn't work, so has ample time to devote to writing fanfic and making self-indulgent YouTube videos." She also notes that she does the "clothing designs" in all her videos, which is interesting since in one of them she appears to be wearing a tank top and underwear. Also homeboy in that New Moon video needs a larger shirt.

[Shanmac]

I'm afraid to click ...

That said, I did see a girl last week wearing a T-shirt that said, "I kissed a vampire and I liked it." I weep for the youth of our country. At least she appeared to be a teen and not, you know, a mom of three.