Horrible Song Lyrics

[Alexis Machine]

I love Alicia Keys, but Unbreakable is killing me. here are the lyrics and my problems with them.


We could fight like Ike and Tina
(If there's one thing I want in a marriage, it's domestic violence)

Or give back like Bill and Camille
(AK is half black/half Italian, I wonder if she knows about what Bill said about interracial couples and biracial kids in one of his books?)

Be rich like Oprah and Steadman
(She is rich, he is her bitch)

Or instead struggle like Flo and James Evans
(I like that one)

Cuz he ain't no different from you
And she ain't no different from me
So we got to live our dreams
Like the people on TV
(Would that be Cops, City Confidential, or what?

Chorus:
We gotta stay tuned
Cuz there's more to see (Unbreakable)
Throught the technical difficulties (Unbreakable)
We might have to take a break
But ya'll know we'll be back next week
I'm singing this love is unbreakable
Oh yeah yeah...

See, we could act out like Will and Jada
(He seems pussywhipped, she scares the shit out of me)

Or like Kimora and Russell, makin' paper
(She's the biggest famewhore who ever 'whored, and he seems asexual)

All in the family like the Jacksons
(Greasy ass Tito, Janet and the midget Jermaine Dupree, LaToya a walking WTF? moment, and don't get me started on Michael)

And have enough kids to make a band like Joe and Katherine
(There's nothing like a control freak who verbally abuses the kids, and a door mat/baby machine)

Chorus

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Yes that Cater to You song is awful, especially when you consider that a while ago DC was singing about independant women. What happened?

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I love Alicia Keys, but Unbreakable is killing me. here are the lyrics and my problems with them.

Wow, I've never heard the song (I don't think) but those lyrics are insane. Alicia has some weird ideas about love.

[marywebgirl]

Since I've been hearing so much about Golddiggers I decided to check it out. Kanye, have you ever heard of the expression "A fool and his money are soon parted"? If you don't want to pay child support, wear condoms. If you don't want to lose your money in a divorce, get a prenup. If your fiance won't sign it, dump her. If you don't want a golddigger, you need to find a woman who is either not materialistic or has made her own money. I recommend checking out the library for the former (free books!), and alumni mixers for the latter.

Sorry, had to get that off my chest.

She take my money when I'm in need
Yea she's a trifflin friend indeed
Oh she's a gold digga way over town
That digs on me

[Chorus:]
(She give me money)
Now I aint sayin she a gold digger (When I'm in Need)
But she aint messin wit no broke niggaz
(She give me money)
Now I aint sayin she a gold digger (When I'm in Need)
but she aint messin wit no broke niggaz
get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
get down girl go head(yeah!! she kill me man)


[Verse 1:]
Cutie the bomb
Met her at a beauty salon
With a baby louis vuitton
Under her underarm
She said I can tell you rock
I can tell by ya charm
Far as girls you got a flock
I can tell by ya charm and ya arm
but I'm lookin for the one
have you seen her
My psychic told me she'll have a ass like Serena
Trina, Jennifer Lopez, four kids
An I gotta take all they bad ass to show-biz
Ok get ya kids but then they got their friends
I Pulled up in the Benz, they all got up in
We all went to din and then I had to pay
If you f**kin with this girl then you betta be paid
You know why
It take too much to touch her
From what I heard she got a baby by Busta
My best friend say she use to f*ck wit Usher
I dont care what none of ya'll say I still love her

[Chorus:]
(She give me money)
Now I aint sayin she a gold digger (When I'm in Need)
But she aint messin wit no broke niggaz
(She give me money)
Now I aint sayin she a gold digger (When I'm in Need)
but she aint messin wit no broke niggaz
get down girl go head get down (on your knees)
get down girl go head get down (on your knees)
get down girl go head get down (on your knees)
get down girl go head

[Verse 2:]
18 years, 18 years
She got one of yo kids got you for 18 years
I know somebody payin child support for one of his kids
His baby momma's car and crib is bigger than his
You will see him on TV Any Given Sunday
Win the Superbowl and drive off in a Hyundai
She was spose to buy ya shorty TYCO with ya money
She went to the doctor got lipo with ya money
She walkin around lookin like Michael with ya money
Should of got that insured, GEICO for ya moneeey
If you aint no punk holla We Want Prenup
WE WANT PRENUP!, Yeaah
It's something that you need to have
Cause when she leave yo ass she gone leave with half
18 years, 18 years
And on the 18th birthday he found out it wasn't his

[Chorus:]
(She give me money)
Now I aint sayin she a gold digger (When I'm in Need)
But she aint messin wit no broke niggaz
(She give me money)
Now I aint sayin she a gold digger (When I'm in Need)
but she aint messin wit no broke niggaz
get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
get down girl go head

[Verse 3:]
Now I aint sayin you a gold digger you got needs
You dont want a dude to smoke but he can't buy weed
You go out to eat and he cant pay yall cant leave
There's dishes in the back, he gotta roll up his sleeves
But while yall washin watch him
He gone make it into a Benz out of that Datsun
He got that ambition baby look in his eyes
This week he moppin floorz next week it's the fries
So, stick by his side
I know his dude's ballin but yea thats nice
And they gone keep callin and tryin
But you stay right girl
But when you get on he leave yo ass for a white girl

Get down girl go head get down
Get down girl go head get down
get down girl go head get down
get down girl go head
(lemme hear that back)

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So, stick by his side
I know his dude's ballin but yea thats nice
And they gone keep callin and tryin
But you stay right girl
But when you get on he leave yo ass for a white girl

Truest words ever spoken. I love that song.

Word on Alicia Keys. That song is all kinds of disturbing. Amusing, but disturbing.

[LurkerNan]

Gah! That damn My Hump song is everywhere!

I hate to even think of what the video is gonna look like.

[goggle]

I seriously just watched the video/heard the song for the first time.

Fergie, you have lady lumps? You should probably get that looked at by a doctor.

[dwanollah]

Ah, Nine Inch Nails. Remember Trent before he became totally derivative?

There is no you/there is only me
There is no fucking you/there is only me.

Oh, how... edgy!

[Mutagen]

Speaking of Bryan Adams, as was being done a zillion pages ago, one of my favourite couplets is from the song "Run to You":

I know her love is true
But it's so damn easy making love to you

You silver-tongued devil, you!




P.S. Metallica fucked Bach?

P.P.S. That "ever-changing world in which we live in" line drives me INSANE when I hear it, even with the alternate reading. Sir Paul's comments on it were funny though.

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goggle said:

I seriously just watched the video/heard the song for the first time.

Fergie, you have lady lumps? You should probably get that looked at by a doctor.

Heehee!

I think she needs to get her head examined while she is at it for releasing a song about that. Lol! Oddest name for a song ever IMO.