Horrible Song Lyrics

[batmom]

From Marques Houston's Sex With You: Sex with you is like a check in the mail after being broke for a long time.

Silver-toungued devil.

[duskwolf]

Yes!

I heard "My Humps" this morning.

See, on one hand, I'm bipolar, so it makes me focus my brain on blind hatred.

On the other, it is a F'N. BAD. SONG.

[lpatrice]

Since I've been hearing so much about Golddiggers I decided to check it out. Kanye, have you ever heard of the expression "A fool and his money are soon parted"? If you don't want to pay child support, wear condoms. If you don't want to lose your money in a divorce, get a prenup. If your fiance won't sign it, dump her. If you don't want a golddigger, you need to find a woman who is either not materialistic or has made her own money. I recommend checking out the library for the former (free books!), and alumni mixers for the latter.

That cracked me up. As for bad song lyrics, my list is endless. I'll start with the un-Holy Trinity of bad sex songs: Freak Me, Knockin da Boots, and I Wanna Sex You Up just no.

[SGleason]

There is no you/there is only me
There is no fucking you/there is only me.

There is no Dana, there is only Zool.

[LurkerNan]

There is no Dana, there is only Zool.

Bwah! That's some funny shit right there!

[Deleted]

LMFAO @ Zool.

[Mouse]

How about that new Black Eyed Peas song: "My humps, my humps/My lovely lady lumps." Stuuuuuuuuuuuupid.

[SluttyMary]

dnt said:

To this day, my skin crawls whenever I hear More Than Words. I always heard the lyrics as your typical manipulative “if you really loved me, you’d sleep with me” crap set to music.

Yes! I've always interpreted the song that way too, but my sister always argues with me and says that it's not what the song is about. But is it! They just wanna get laid.

[susannahdean]

How about that new Black Eyed Peas song: "My humps, my humps/My lovely lady lumps." Stuuuuuuuuuuuupid.

I think this is the stupidest song in the world. I actually cringe whenever I hear it. I assume she's refering to her breasts, so are they humps, or are they lumps? Not that it matters, but it makes the song seem even more dumb to me.

[marywebgirl]

This is sort of obscure, but I was listening to my The Bravery CD and I caught this line:

"You put the art in retarded"

I'm vascillating between thinking that it's horrible and making it my signature.