Dave Chappelle

[monsterzero]

And he beat the hell out of Rick James! Come on, that must be the sex for you ladies! "Charliemurphy! *wonk wonk*"

[snacktastic]

Is there any possibility that this might all be one gigantic practical joke?

[monsterzero]

Be funny if it was. ;D

[jaghetersimon]

For me, it's that smooth, chocolate skin. I've always been a sucker for dark-skinned men. Plus his teeth are PERFECT and he always looks like he smells good. *whew!*

He DOES look like he smells really good! Total word to your post.

Uh, nothing to say about Dave.

[zacandmax]

I heard women say they would do Dave, but to me he looks like a poor man's J.J. from Good Times. In person he is very skinny, plus he has "yuck mouth". Not sexy. He is funny as shit, though.

[Shanmac]

Plus his teeth are PERFECT

Charlie Murphy's teeth are so perfect they freak me out a little bit. But he is hot, and his stories are the highlight of Chappelle's Show for me.

That said, I think Dave is the driving force behind the show, and it would be a shame if he couldn't get his act together for season three.

[snarkyfish]

I heard women say they would do Dave, but to me he looks like a poor man's J.J. from Good Times. In person he is very skinny, plus he has "yuck mouth".

Ha! I have to agree. It was really bugging me who he reminded me off and yes! it is JJ from Good Times.

But he's so funny, his observations are spot on and very clever. Maybe that's what make Dave "sexy". Despite it being that, yes, Dave does look like he has the "yuck mouth".

Have y'all listened to his standup routine last year called For What It's Worth? In it his main theme he kept coming back to was the pressures of celebrity, the abnormal stress, how noone treats you normally and everybody around you has some irrational insane reaction to you because you're famous and you are a STAH!!11! so it drives the celebrity crazy having a freakshow around them all the time.

He said at some point he'd like to go to Atlantic City to some casino and stand behind people playing at a table, take his own dick out and place it on some dude's shoulder, and he'd bet the reaction would be "Hey! Hey, man, what the **** do you think you're doing?!.......:turns around to see who it is: OH!! Dave Chappelle!! Man, Dave Chappelle has got his dick on my shoulder! Hey, someone take a picture! Dave Chappelle"

A few posts back someone said they went to one of Dave's shows and the crowd kept interrupting his routine by yelling out like idoits "I'm Rick James, bitch!". Well on the old thread the same story came up about other shows. That Chappelle would have to cut the show short because the crowd was not listening and just yelling the catchphrase. Chappelleused it in the HBO special I mentioned and said he took his kids to Disneyland and even Mickey Mouse pointing at him chuckling "I'm Rick James, bitch! I'm Rick James!".

I think that kind of shit can become really annoying and irritating. The signs were there. Maybe we should not be so surprised that the success of the show seems to have been more stressful than rewarding for him and he's flipped.

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There's an article in Newsweek about it:



Fears of a Clown

[monsterzero]

All I know if it's the envelope that Dave wants to push, let the man push it until it freaking bends. I think he can do it. And it's a damn shame right now we're going to have to wait.

[rattlerbrat]

Monster said:

All I know if it's the envelope that Dave wants to push, let the man push it until it freaking bends.

I agree, but for shit's sake. How many n*gger jokes can one man make? Even Richard Pryor gave it up after a while.