The Simpsons

[Casino Bride]

mugsy said:

I really wasn't sure if they were going to kill off Martin for good or not!

I'm still shocked they had the guts to kill off Maud Flanders!

But, even though I felt the same way as you, it would have surprised me a lot if they'd killed off a kid.

[kateln]

bonsai said:

intlschizo said:

Okay, why am I just now learning that "cromulent" isn't a word? I actually used that in a Scrabble game!

Well, now you know, and your knowledge surely will embiggen you.

I love you bonsai.

Despite not having watched this show in ages, I still find myself quoting it frequently. Seriously there's a quote for everything in life.

Case in point? I found out I was anemic--my first thought? "Oh Boy liver! Iron helps us play!"

[luciano]

Homer slamming that lamb against the wall was hysterical. That montage bordered on ick, but that (and the shower) sent it so over the top that I cracked up.

[Mugsy]

We often say, "TV. Is there anything it can't do?" Or substitute "TV" with almost anything.

Oh, and we'll sing, "You don't make friends with sa-lad, you don't make friends with sa-lad" a LOT. Lisa the Vegetarian is full of quotables, and I was surprised to read at TWOP once that it was considered the worst. episode. ever. in some poll. It's actually one of my favourites (until the McCartneys come out, where it falls flat and gets preachy, but that's only the last five minutes).

[Mutagen]

Collection of FCC complaints filed against The Simpsons from the years 2008 - 2012. This is alternately hilarious and disturbing. 

[Sunbaby]

This one made me LOL (the complainant is from Salt Lake City, which somehow makes it even better):

On the simpsons about half way
through there's a scene were homer is
in a meth lab and about to hit the
merge pipe and after there is a line
outside with cledus and his family sayin
they just radedtjere best merge house.

Copied from the source with the weird line breaks. What is this guy trying to say? I think you're the one on meth, bro.

[Mutagen]

My favorite was the one where the person first called the local TV station with the complaint, and "they found it funny."