Dog the Bounty Hunter

[Deleted]

I just wish he'd disappear from my television screen. The sooner he goes away, the better.

[Spinderella]

Dog off the hook in Mexico

[eclair]

Saw this posted at Twop, poster's source not included. I hope it's OK to post it here.

WEST WIND DANCER
Oct 28, 2007

Duane Chapman, aka "Dog the Bounty Hunter", recently made a testosterone-induced appearance at the Hawaii Pow Wow. He spoke highly of his career, and mentioned his native ancestry. However, in the end, his actions brought shame to the sacred drum and anger to hundreds of local elders.

Red Warrior, a southern drummer who hails from San Diego, was singing a song in honor for all Code Talkers (Native American War Veterans and non-native veterans whom were honored by the military, in WWII) Then "The Dog's" youngest son picked up a drum stick and began uncontrollably beating the drum next to Red Warrior. The remainder of the honor-song was interrupted by the teen celebrity's mock drumming.

At the conclusion of the performance, Red Warrior asked "Whose kid was interrupting the song?" The Dog replied, "You don't talk to the boy, you talk to the man!...I am the Dog. Do you want a piece of the Dog?"

Shocked and appalled at the bounty hunters disrespect, the drummers looked at each other in disbelief. "The Dog" began to call on the drum's veteran singers to stand up and challenge him. Dog became furious and began to swear at the drummers. "Do you want some of the Dog?"

A drummer placed his drumstick onto the drum, approached The Dog and said "Yes, I will have a piece of the Dog,”

Outside of the arena, The Dog and the disgruntled drummer stood face to face. "Lets go to the side and take care of this like men.", as The Dog challenged the old indian.

"No, we're going to take care of this in front of everybody. I'm not afraid of you." The veteran drummer spoke loud and clear.

The Dog persisted, "You're sitting with nothing but bitches here."

"How could you talk to your elders like that?"

The Dog barked, "As far as I'm concerned, they're nothing but p*ssies!"

The Dog walked off and challenged the drummer to "settle this like men."

The drummer replied, "We'll do this in front of everyone.". At which point Chapman’s harsh criticisms and vulgarities echoed through out the parking lot. The drummer was steadfast, "You're supposed to be a movie star, 'The Dog,' but you are nobody. You have brought shame to the drum."

Duane "The Dog" Chapman has disappointed and enraged the Native American community with his behavior, and insensitivity toward our fathers & grandfathers. Behavior of this type may be tolerable on TV shows but will not be tolerated at any Native American Pow Wow.

[berrybearie]

What a charmer.

I flipped past Larry King Live and saw the caption, "Dog says he would kill himself if that would help." STFU you stupid histrionic crapweasel.

[wilbert]

berrybearie said:

What a charmer.

I flipped past Larry King Live and saw the caption, "Dog says he would kill himself if that would help." STFU you stupid histrionic crapweasel.

Well, I'll hold Dog to that statement. It would help for Dog to kill himself. It would help me very much.