ivy
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Nov 24, 2024 12:59:48 GMT -4
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Post by ivy on Feb 4, 2009 19:19:15 GMT -4
You want a high body count, you need to see 1993's "Jason Goes to Hell"; I stopped counting at 22. It's probably the most violent of all the Jason movies.
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Wenton
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Nov 22, 2005 16:48:38 GMT -4
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Post by Wenton on Feb 4, 2009 19:30:13 GMT -4
I'm not too worried about the new one being horror porn because the killer isn't some convoluted societal statement maker. It's a big, deformed freak in a hockey mask. If it were being made by Eli Roth, Jason would probably be unmasked as an ex-Catholic altar boy or something equally lame.
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Post by Marie Antoinette on Feb 5, 2009 22:34:18 GMT -4
Ok, am I the only dummy who thought this thread was about the movie with Benicio del Toro?
No? I'll see myself out then...
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Post by mariposalabrown on Feb 5, 2009 23:48:44 GMT -4
You are so cute. I thought the same thing until I clicked it. I was ready to rally about how Garcia Bernal was great and blah blah blah!
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Post by kateln on Feb 6, 2009 5:44:54 GMT -4
They make cameos in this film. Complete with their revolutionary garb--while cheering on Jason for bringing down the capitalist youth.
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vegasusa555
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Mar 6, 2005 0:15:13 GMT -4
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Post by vegasusa555 on Feb 10, 2009 3:24:45 GMT -4
Okay, I just got back from a free advance screening of this movie and I must say that it was so ridiculous that it was kind of awesome! There was no plot whatsoever and I think the director didn't even care. Basically, the movie went something like this... Weed!!!Darkness!!! Running! Decapitation!! Titties!! More Decapitation!!!Titties covered in baby oil!!!Marijuana!!! Water skiing with titties out!!! Slicing and Dicing!!!! One more shot of titties for good measure!!! Wood chipper and chains!!! Lake!!! The end!!!!!!! Seriously, someone should inform Hollywood that girls watch horror movies too and a nice shot of man ass every now and then would be appreciated. I think an equal man ass to boob ratio should be enforced in movies from now on.  |
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Post by MrsOldManBalls on Feb 11, 2009 8:22:05 GMT -4
Real boobs or big ole fakeys?
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Post by bitca on Feb 11, 2009 17:53:42 GMT -4
I haven't seen it, but in this day and age, I'd bet the bank it's the latter.
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vegasusa555
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Mar 6, 2005 0:15:13 GMT -4
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Post by vegasusa555 on Feb 11, 2009 18:20:57 GMT -4
Real boobs or big ole fakeys? I think two of the girls had real boobs, but the one with the baby oil was so fake it was ridiculous! She took off her bra and her tits stayed in exactly the same place! LOL! |
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Post by Atreides on Feb 14, 2009 11:40:24 GMT -4
I saw it on Friday night. What a fun movie! Exactly what I was expecting -- blood and boobs, and not necessarily in that order.
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