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Post by Deleted on Feb 14, 2009 14:01:06 GMT -4
Okay, I just got back from a free advance screening of this movie and I must say that it was so ridiculous that it was kind of awesome! There was no plot whatsoever and I think the director didn't even care. Basically, the movie went something like this... Weed!!!Darkness!!! Running! Decapitation!! Titties!! More Decapitation!!!Titties covered in baby oil!!!Marijuana!!! Water skiing with titties out!!! Slicing and Dicing!!!! One more shot of titties for good measure!!! Wood chipper and chains!!! Lake!!! The end!!!!!!! Seriously, someone should inform Hollywood that girls watch horror movies too and a nice shot of man ass every now and then would be appreciated. I think an equal man ass to boob ratio should be enforced in movies from now on.  Thank you for the laugh, this is the best synopsis I have ever read of a movie and thank you for saving me the $10, I don't have to waste my time seeing it now! |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 14, 2009 16:56:20 GMT -4
Weed!!!Darkness!!! Running! Decapitation!! Titties!! More Decapitation!!!Titties covered in baby oil!!!Marijuana!!! Water skiing with titties out!!! Slicing and Dicing!!!! One more shot of titties for good measure!!! Wood chipper and chains!!! Lake!!! The end!!!!!!! This has me in tears, I'm laughing so hard. And it actually makes me want to see the movie. Word! I am totally behind this (so to speak). |
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Post by realitybug on Feb 14, 2009 18:48:26 GMT -4
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Post by Atreides on Feb 14, 2009 19:28:19 GMT -4
None of the Friday movies have gotten good reviews so this is par for the course. These types of movies are critic-proof anyway.
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Post by kali on Feb 15, 2009 14:17:59 GMT -4
Especially as in the trailers one of the girls gets killed by a boat running her over. Somehow she's in the water, Jason's on land--then Jason's in the boat, killing her. And it's all there--in the trailer. To put peoples' minds at ease on this one, Jason kills the guy driving the boat with an arrow. Boat is now unmanned and runs over girl in the water. So, you have to suspend your disbelief in order to accept Jason taking out a moving target with one arrow, but he's never in the boat or driving the boat. |
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Post by kateln on Feb 16, 2009 8:39:02 GMT -4
Especially as in the trailers one of the girls gets killed by a boat running her over. Somehow she's in the water, Jason's on land--then Jason's in the boat, killing her. And it's all there--in the trailer. To put peoples' minds at ease on this one, Jason kills the guy driving the boat with an arrow. Boat is now unmanned and runs over girl in the water. So, you have to suspend your disbelief in order to accept Jason taking out a moving target with one arrow, but he's never in the boat or driving the boat.D'oh! |
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Post by MrsOldManBalls on Feb 16, 2009 9:13:33 GMT -4
This was the number one movie this weekend? 42 million? I didn't see that one coming! There's a happy cast & crew & producers out there somewhere!
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Post by mariposalabrown on Feb 16, 2009 10:45:06 GMT -4
Yep, we tried to see it and it was all sold out. I might try to go tonight.
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Post by incognito on Feb 17, 2009 10:52:46 GMT -4
I saw this on opening day and actually liked it for the most part. The one part that bugged me was how Jason wasn't exactly an unstoppable killing machine. IMO, part of the franchise's appeal is how Jason is this completely soulless, inhuman madman who can't be reasoned with. But in this movie, he doesn't kill the sister because she looks like his mother? Ugh, no. I liked it better when Jason didn't give a shit who you were; if you were standing in his way, you were dead. Also, I found that I couldn't exactly root for the sister because she was 'safer' than everybody else. It's better when everybody is fair game, so to speak.
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Post by Atreides on Feb 17, 2009 14:02:49 GMT -4
This was the number one movie this weekend? 42 million? I didn't see that one coming! There's a happy cast & crew & producers out there somewhere! It was always expected to win the weekend but most people were predicting 20-30 million tops so this is quite the bonus. Expect a sequel soon. Friday the 13th, Part 13. Heh. Funny how Travis van Winkle plays a fratboy asshole named Trent in both this movie and Transformers, both of which involved Michael Bay. It's like Bay told the casting agent to get that guy who specializes in playing fratboy assholes! |
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